It's pronounced with a hard G

September 8, 2024 9:29 AM

So, I woke up with the song Jolene in my head, but the words were "Go Lean". Curious if someone did a riff on the idea, I found they had. That is all.
posted by symbioid (8 comments total)

LOL
posted by cron at 11:33 AM on September 8, 2024

I'm begging of you please don't take my mane
posted by phooky at 11:43 AM on September 8, 2024 [1 favorite]

This was the first thing I thought of.

I'm embarrassed how often this pops in my head.
posted by chasles at 12:49 PM on September 8, 2024 [2 favorites]

This might be why Kashi dropped the "lean" part of that brand line and are now just Kashi Go.
posted by srboisvert at 12:50 PM on September 8, 2024 [1 favorite]

This is quite funny, and—I am embarrassed to say this—as the kind of person whose sincerely consumed college idea of a vegan diet was Captain Crunch with soy milk, the Kashi Go Peanut Butter cereal is a salty-sweet delight that is no short of a fix for me every morning and sometimes for multiple meals a day. It's sand no more, but no way I'm signing up for "Original".
posted by criticalyeast at 3:22 PM on September 8, 2024 [1 favorite]

This was the first thing I thought of.

It is an absolute crime that "Whoah, sis, what's the matter with my bacon?" hasn't been sampled by like ten thousand techno tracks
posted by phooky at 4:11 PM on September 8, 2024 [2 favorites]

If you search for "kashi song" on youtube you don't get a song about cereal.......
posted by lalochezia at 5:03 AM on September 9, 2024 [1 favorite]

I suppose there outta be a song....
posted by BlueHorse at 1:27 PM on September 9, 2024