You're gonna get what you deserve. Ho ho ho!

December 11, 2024 5:29 AM

Nine Inch Noels, a medley of Christmas(?) songs with lyrics from Trent Reznor's thing, from Lore Sjöberg. (NSFW lyrics)

Ghosts of past Christmases: Jingle Rock Bell, Endless Jingling

posted by JHarris (15 comments total)

Lore Sjöberg! Now there's a name I haven't heard in a while. I have his Book of Ratings that was illustrated by Stephen Notley (Bob the Angry Flower) on my shelf!
posted by robotmachine at 5:32 AM on December 11, 2024 [7 favorites]

Lore is back creating new material at Dogs and Sorcerers, and just released a revised version of both the Book of Ratings and Speak With Monsters! (Yeah, I'm kind of enthusiastic about him making things again.)
posted by JHarris at 5:35 AM on December 11, 2024 [3 favorites]

This warms the cockles of my aging goth heart.

As I always say: old goths never die, it just gets harder to tell the difference.
posted by notoriety public at 5:39 AM on December 11, 2024 [6 favorites]

This is amazing. Hits different too.
posted by WaterAndPixels at 5:40 AM on December 11, 2024

I'm so glad Lore is still around making stuff! Not all of the old web has passed into the outer darkness! Now I have to immediately share this with every person I know.
posted by mittens at 6:10 AM on December 11, 2024 [3 favorites]

Oh no, I'm going to hate thi*click*... well this is going straight on the Christmas playlist!
posted by Molesome at 6:17 AM on December 11, 2024 [2 favorites]

I'm going to rule that this does not cause me to lose at Pa-Rum-Pa-Pum-Pum-Mageddon.
posted by Faint of Butt at 8:17 AM on December 11, 2024 [2 favorites]

I've seen this multiple times as it as circulated amongst my various social(ish) media accounts and each time I see it, I hit play again. Truly a Christmas classic.
posted by suetanvil at 9:31 AM on December 11, 2024 [2 favorites]

Stephen Notley! Now there's a name I haven't heard in a while

why it seems only yesterday I was reading of Bob's antics right next to the amazing/awful Space Moose strip
posted by ginger.beef at 12:38 PM on December 11, 2024 [3 favorites]

I was stuck on "hmm that's interesting" and about to check out since I don't think much of Hurt, but then BAM!: Closer. I lost it. The animal sounds were just too much, and warmed my jaded heart. The silly deep voice and synthesized cats and chickens. Yeah, this is good.
posted by The_Vegetables at 1:15 PM on December 11, 2024 [1 favorite]

I'd forgotten about that "Kitchen Floor" sketch; I'm reminded that I need to figure out how to organically get "you godless couchfuck" into more conversations.
posted by microscone at 5:33 PM on December 11, 2024 [1 favorite]

Mefi's Own.
posted by gingerbeer at 9:20 PM on December 11, 2024 [2 favorites]

previously
posted by Pope Guilty at 9:54 PM on December 11, 2024 [1 favorite]

- christmas, + 8-bit: pretty eight machine (previously)

- nin, + lil jon: Get Low (Lil Jon) - Christmas Edition (NSFW lyrics)
posted by are-coral-made at 1:44 AM on December 12, 2024 [1 favorite]

Delightful.
posted by joannemerriam at 11:18 AM on December 12, 2024