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The final boss.
posted by pracowity at 11:48 AM on December 13, 2024 [4 favorites]
posted by pracowity at 11:48 AM on December 13, 2024 [4 favorites]
The one you can't kill.
posted by jenfullmoon at 11:53 AM on December 13, 2024 [3 favorites]
posted by jenfullmoon at 11:53 AM on December 13, 2024 [3 favorites]
Huh, wha !?
posted by y2karl at 11:54 AM on December 13, 2024 [1 favorite]
posted by y2karl at 11:54 AM on December 13, 2024 [1 favorite]
I fucking hate this world.
posted by egypturnash at 11:56 AM on December 13, 2024 [2 favorites]
posted by egypturnash at 11:56 AM on December 13, 2024 [2 favorites]
Satire is dead.
posted by computech_apolloniajames at 11:58 AM on December 13, 2024 [1 favorite]
posted by computech_apolloniajames at 11:58 AM on December 13, 2024 [1 favorite]
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Probably not joking about this bit
posted by chavenet at 12:19 PM on December 13, 2024
Probably not joking about this bit
posted by chavenet at 12:19 PM on December 13, 2024
TracketPacer reminds us that everything is better with some of that A and also that I
posted by ASCII Costanza head at 12:24 PM on December 13, 2024
posted by ASCII Costanza head at 12:24 PM on December 13, 2024
It's mind-boggling that the author of that Artisan piece appears to believe that somehow automating the generation of marketing spam will lead first to a 4-day work week and ultimately UBI and "utopia."
posted by nickmark at 12:30 PM on December 13, 2024 [1 favorite]
posted by nickmark at 12:30 PM on December 13, 2024 [1 favorite]
As they say 'If you need a straight line, just take a few points and apply a log scale to the axes!'
That's what I always say.
posted by medusa at 12:33 PM on December 13, 2024 [2 favorites]
That's what I always say.
posted by medusa at 12:33 PM on December 13, 2024 [2 favorites]
Related: Artisan AI tells you to Stop Hiring Humans.
What we didn't know was that our controversial approach would lead to 10s of millions of impressions, 1000s of death threats, 100s of articles
Yes you did.
We didn’t expect people to get so mad. The goal of the campaign was always to rage bait
See, there we go.
Luckily, the people who were mad aren’t our target audience
There we go! Good thing people “outside the target audience” never get mad enough to do something of consequence!
posted by atoxyl at 12:39 PM on December 13, 2024 [4 favorites]
What we didn't know was that our controversial approach would lead to 10s of millions of impressions, 1000s of death threats, 100s of articles
Yes you did.
We didn’t expect people to get so mad. The goal of the campaign was always to rage bait
See, there we go.
Luckily, the people who were mad aren’t our target audience
There we go! Good thing people “outside the target audience” never get mad enough to do something of consequence!
posted by atoxyl at 12:39 PM on December 13, 2024 [4 favorites]
At least it'll work harder than the human ones
posted by gottabefunky at 1:49 PM on December 13, 2024
posted by gottabefunky at 1:49 PM on December 13, 2024
I saw that Artisan item elsewhere and now, having read the co.'s humblebrag ("we didn't know normies would hate our super-successful ragebait that much"), I am wishing all the very worst things on and for them.
posted by the sobsister at 2:45 PM on December 13, 2024 [2 favorites]
posted by the sobsister at 2:45 PM on December 13, 2024 [2 favorites]
And for those who might have been curious about the meaning of 'antifragile' (I was), it comes from a book of the same title. Here's what the wikipedia summary has to say:
"Simply, antifragility is defined as a convex response to a stressor or source of harm (for some range of variation), leading to a positive sensitivity to increase in volatility (or variability, stress, dispersion of outcomes, or uncertainty, what is grouped under the designation 'disorder cluster'). Likewise, fragility is defined as a concave sensitivity to stressors, leading to a negative sensitivity to an increase in volatility."
With this example:
"An everyday example of this strategy contrasts a highly paid executive with an expensive lifestyle and debts (fragile, highly vulnerable to unemployment which could be catastrophic) with a self-employed taxi driver with no debt (resilient, unlikely to suffer an economic disaster). To move on to becoming antifragile then requires a combination of low fixed obligations with making small bets that have asymmetric payoffs."
(source: Antifragile (book))
posted by Insert Clever Name Here at 2:52 PM on December 13, 2024
"Simply, antifragility is defined as a convex response to a stressor or source of harm (for some range of variation), leading to a positive sensitivity to increase in volatility (or variability, stress, dispersion of outcomes, or uncertainty, what is grouped under the designation 'disorder cluster'). Likewise, fragility is defined as a concave sensitivity to stressors, leading to a negative sensitivity to an increase in volatility."
With this example:
"An everyday example of this strategy contrasts a highly paid executive with an expensive lifestyle and debts (fragile, highly vulnerable to unemployment which could be catastrophic) with a self-employed taxi driver with no debt (resilient, unlikely to suffer an economic disaster). To move on to becoming antifragile then requires a combination of low fixed obligations with making small bets that have asymmetric payoffs."
(source: Antifragile (book))
posted by Insert Clever Name Here at 2:52 PM on December 13, 2024
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