Dance! The computer commands it!
February 3, 2025 8:46 AM   Subscribe

Dancing Boss! Make a cute li'l pixel-y 3D boss dance with a simple sequencer.
posted by 40 Watt (17 comments total) 10 users marked this as a favorite
 
In these oh-so-stupid times, sometimes all you want is an old school web thingy/timewaster that just does one goofy thing for a few minutes.
posted by 40 Watt at 8:55 AM on February 3


I Have No Legs, And I Must Dance
posted by Lemkin at 9:10 AM on February 3 [2 favorites]


Deeeeeeeeelightful!
posted by AstroCatCommander at 9:39 AM on February 3 [2 favorites]


I made some chill beats and I've been listening to it for like ten minutes. Very neat. I'd love to see it combined with QWOP.
posted by fight or flight at 10:27 AM on February 3 [3 favorites]


Great that it has a share feature for your jams. Who's got something funky going to show off?
posted by SaltySalticid at 10:30 AM on February 3 [1 favorite]


I just noticed that myself... let's hear those chill beats!
posted by 40 Watt at 10:32 AM on February 3 [1 favorite]


I cannot for the life of me get my clicks to sync with the beat. It is basically just random.
posted by grumpybear69 at 10:33 AM on February 3


I also couldn't get anything I played to sync up to the metronome, but here's what came out of my attempt.
posted by donuy at 10:41 AM on February 3 [5 favorites]




Defiant Jazz, 8 Bit Edition
posted by grumpybear69 at 11:21 AM on February 3 [1 favorite]


tried my hand at some 8-bit drum 'n' bass here. It seems to quantize everything to a pretty strict beat so it's hard to really get some good polyrhythms going but it's something?
posted by 40 Watt at 11:24 AM on February 3 [1 favorite]


also, needs an "Amen Break" button.
posted by 40 Watt at 11:25 AM on February 3 [1 favorite]


Also, it seems that the red row of buttons don't stick so that's more of a freeform section, I guess.
posted by 40 Watt at 11:28 AM on February 3 [1 favorite]


Boards of Canada, eat your heart out
posted by 40 Watt at 11:28 AM on February 3


Dancing water cooler
posted by otherchaz at 11:36 AM on February 3 [1 favorite]


What I really want is to use that 3d engine, it is super sweet.
posted by grumpybear69 at 11:43 AM on February 3 [1 favorite]


Boards of Canada, eat your heart out

Turn up the BPM, randomize the samples a little, and you have some old Skam records going on.
posted by They sucked his brains out! at 11:54 AM on February 3 [1 favorite]


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