Oh yeah, gonna send this one to the wife

March 18, 2025 7:32 AM

froghorn.exe
posted by Ten Cold Hot Dogs (21 comments total)

good to see BDG having fun, it has been a while

it's no Pokerap, but who's to say where this will lead
posted by ginger.beef at 7:44 AM on March 18

You can see BDG on Dropout TV , he's the fact checker on Um Actually and has been on episodes of other shows too.
posted by mrgoldenbrown at 7:53 AM on March 18 [1 favorite]

At first glance I thought you were sending your wife to FOGhorn.exe
posted by rageagainsttherobots at 8:14 AM on March 18

From the YouTube transcript, which I assume was provided and not auto-generated

0:00
[muffled synth]
0:06
[trumpet blare]
0:13
[heavy synth bass kicks in]
0:15
[fish with legs says "yeah"]
0:19
[trumpet increases]
0:25
YEAH!
0:25
[trumpet solo going bonkers]
0:32
[tasty trumpet lick]
0:38
[trumpet flutter tongue]
0:43
UH OH
0:43
IT'S THREE TRUM PETS!
0:44
doot dOOT DOOT DOOT Doot
0:46
DOOT dooot Doot Doot doo
0:48
dubaduba dubaduba dubaduba dubaduba
0:49
DUBADUBA duBADUBA dubaDUBA dubaduBA
0:51
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (yeah!)
posted by stevil at 8:16 AM on March 18 [16 favorites]

SUPERB !
posted by Faintdreams at 8:27 AM on March 18

This is the most realistic online frog simulator I have ever seen!
posted by aubilenon at 8:42 AM on March 18 [3 favorites]

That clip cost me 3,152 brain cells
posted by gottabefunky at 10:42 AM on March 18

Misread as "foghorn", was disappointed. Sort of.
posted by Greg_Ace at 11:02 AM on March 18

foghorn option 2
posted by Greg_Ace at 11:14 AM on March 18

If you haven't seen Brian David Gilbert's Just One Day, it's a diet coke and Mentos of a music video and I encourage you to give it a watch.
posted by sy at 11:19 AM on March 18 [4 favorites]

foghorn option 3 (0:44-0:49)
posted by Greg_Ace at 11:30 AM on March 18

My wife's reply.
posted by bonehead at 11:33 AM on March 18 [4 favorites]

If anyone needs something to munch on when you watch Froghorn on repeat, might I recommend Pepcorn?
posted by robot_jesus at 12:33 PM on March 18 [1 favorite]

froghorn option 4
posted by Clowder of bats at 1:11 PM on March 18 [1 favorite]

Excellent, not that a mashup would make this video better but

"From Weehawken to Duluth
Slide, ride, glide the Michigan
Stomp, romp, pomp the Michigan
Jump, clump, pump the Michigan Rag
That lovin' rag!"

-Michigan J. Frog
posted by clavdivs at 1:35 PM on March 18 [2 favorites]

I miss this Internet.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 3:52 PM on March 18 [6 favorites]

Mod note: This was so much damn fun, how could we not add it to the sidebar and Best Of blog?!
posted by Brandon Blatcher (staff) at 2:39 AM on March 19 [1 favorite]

all that is concealed will be revealed by playing there is a rock in my house on repeat
posted by dmh at 2:42 AM on March 19 [3 favorites]

This is great! The music is a bit like Too Many Zooz, which helps too (give them a minute to warm up).
posted by SaltySalticid at 7:59 AM on March 19

...playing there is a rock in my house on repeat...

"Intrusive Thoughts: The Rock Musical"
posted by wenestvedt at 8:27 AM on March 19

My wife loved it! Thanks!
posted by Iteki at 2:07 PM on March 20 [1 favorite]