The John Ashcroft Snow Globe

December 13, 2002 12:06 AM

The John Ashcroft Snow Globe. Make your own punch line. Other merchandise on the site includes a literal Bible Belt, and what I believe to be Newt Gingrich underoos of some sort.
posted by condour75 (9 comments total)

I hear that their Strom Thurmond Extra Strength Bleach (to keep everything you own extra, extra white) will be endorsed by Senator Lott.
posted by Dinzie at 12:25 AM on December 13, 2002

Ashcroft has one. Do you still want it?
posted by eddydamascene at 1:01 AM on December 13, 2002

"We like to play with this idea of taking something very innocent and suggesting an undercurrent." --from eddydamascene's link
Hmmm.
posted by HTuttle at 2:00 AM on December 13, 2002

—"the end of Welfare as we know it."--from the original linked site
Wasn't that a Clinton line?
posted by HTuttle at 2:04 AM on December 13, 2002

Crisco snow?
posted by nofundy at 4:52 AM on December 13, 2002

Did the phrase Nuclear Winter enter anyone else's mind when they saw this?
posted by ElvisJesus at 5:43 AM on December 13, 2002

This stuff is way cool. Thanks for the link, condour. Apparantly they sent one of the Bush v. Gore towels to Justice Souter. Heh. The stuff's a bit pricey, and awfully rare. I don't really see them being of much worth to anyone 20 years from now, so it's probably a pretty crappy investment. But you never know. And I'd be scared to wear Newt's face on my crotch.

*the burning! the buuuuuuuuuuuuuuurning!*
posted by Ufez Jones at 7:32 AM on December 13, 2002

Newt Underoos? Aquaman, step aside.
posted by samuelad at 8:04 AM on December 13, 2002

Wow, that will go nicely on the mantel with my Dubya
Doll.
posted by Lynsey at 9:44 AM on December 13, 2002