Papa Smurf can I lick your Ass?

March 16, 2003 5:23 PM

Smurfs Gone Wild Not Safe For Work, and it's just another dumb flash cartoon, but there haven't been any unprecendented attacks on Smurf village as far as I know. I think it's all a part of the vast Smurf Conspiracy. Let's all forget about that Iraq thing and discuss the dubious moral character of Smurfette.
posted by Stan Chin (21 comments total)

Clearly the footage for this video was shot around or during Smuckfest (also, quite NSFW).
posted by jearbear at 5:39 PM on March 16, 2003

Is it just me or was the sound really horribly distorted and overdriven?
posted by pyramid termite at 5:41 PM on March 16, 2003

it's just you. and the sound is really horribly distorted and overdriven.
posted by quonsar at 6:00 PM on March 16, 2003

Smurfette in French is La Schtroumpfette, which sounds more like strumpet, which is what she is, that little vixen!

I think this post might benefit from the extra-smurfilicious touch which can only be supplied by the smurfy smurfilizer. It smurfs the web so you don't have to.
posted by iconomy at 6:12 PM on March 16, 2003

Damn communists - must people post such rabid, dangerous left-wing propaganda?
posted by Jimbob at 6:12 PM on March 16, 2003

I always thought Papa Smurf was a little bit suspect.
posted by madamjujujive at 6:28 PM on March 16, 2003

And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

/darko
posted by dogwalker at 6:44 PM on March 16, 2003

What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

*sigh*
life is tough and the pay sucks, but otherwise we manage to get by.
posted by madamjujujive at 7:01 PM on March 16, 2003

I originally read this years ago on a BBS somewhere... Anti-Smurf Poetry
posted by severed at 7:03 PM on March 16, 2003

I once wrote a Smurf poem:

"O! Smurf! I love you!
You're so little, and blue.
Your eyes, they sparkle like diamonds.
If I ever saw you
I'd rip your little head off
And spit and dance on your grave."

And this was before I began drinking.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 7:06 PM on March 16, 2003

I'm worried about crash. Is anyone else here worried about crash?

That is one weird flash bit, and funny, and certainly not NSFW.
posted by Salmonberry at 7:50 PM on March 16, 2003

I'm developing a crush on Stan Chin.
posted by ColdChef at 7:50 PM on March 16, 2003

The really horrible thing about that isn't that it was made, or that Stan posted it, or that I watched it, or even that I laughed.

The really horrible thing is how damn catchy it is.
posted by yhbc at 8:50 PM on March 16, 2003

Damn, I suppose when I'm at school tomorrow singing "lick dat ass, lick dat ass" I might have to explain myself.
posted by Pink Fuzzy Bunny at 9:56 PM on March 16, 2003

severed, I know the guys who wrote all that anti-smurf "poetry" - the highwayman and $muggler both worked with me for a while, and we still keep in touch on a pretty regular basis. I never though I'd see that stuff turn up on mefi. They'll get a kick out of it.

Oh, and shouldn't that be Not Smurf For Work?
posted by majcher at 1:34 AM on March 17, 2003

Jesus. That's the funniest thing I've ever seen. Love the blue tongue on ol' Bill, nice touch.
posted by LukeyBoy at 1:47 AM on March 17, 2003

Towlie and Strongbad in the same meme joke, I must be dreaming.
posted by CrazyJub at 6:00 AM on March 17, 2003

*sigh*
life is tough and the pay sucks, but otherwise we manage to get by.

That was fucking brilliant, jujujive...
posted by Ufez Jones at 8:34 AM on March 17, 2003

Majcher, that's cool. Say thanks to them for me, their text file has amused me off and on for years :-) Good pun at the end too...
posted by severed at 8:43 AM on March 17, 2003

Reminds me of a poem (or rap lyrics) that I found on the street one time:

I hate Smurfs!
That's no lie
Kill all Smurfs!
Die die die!

It went on and on like a Charles Manson rant. I saved it somewhere, but I forget where...
posted by Down10 at 12:20 PM on March 17, 2003

Despite the NSFW designation, I shared this one around the office...now they actually expect me to come up with this kind of stuff on a regular basis! Thank god for MeFi!
posted by filmgoerjuan at 11:37 PM on March 17, 2003