Attention Deficit Disorder
March 17, 2003 10:32 AM   Subscribe

Choking Man. This weirdo has been running around South Florida for a few months, feigning choking in front of women in parking lots. Why do people feel the need to act out Chuck Palahniuk's stories?
posted by shadow45 (9 comments total)
 
haha, hows that for an AP headline:

A short, dumpy man has been going around town faking choking episodes, apparently to get attention from women
posted by yeahyeahyeahwhoo at 11:15 AM on March 17, 2003


Is this really any worse than The Guy Who Goes To The Bar With His Snake?
posted by Cyrano at 11:17 AM on March 17, 2003


Or The Guy Who Hangs Out In The Park With His Ferret?
posted by GriffX at 11:28 AM on March 17, 2003


Would any of the female MeFites like to see pics of my goldfish?
posted by gsteff at 11:54 AM on March 17, 2003


Sounds just like the Boy Who Cried Wolf. He'd better hope he doesn't find himself actually choking with nobody bothering to help him.
posted by ukamikanasi at 12:43 PM on March 17, 2003


i would hate to fall in love with someone for the good feelings i think i give them when i save them from choking — only to have them admit that they'd been faking it all along!
posted by Peter H at 1:12 PM on March 17, 2003


i would hate to fall in love with someone for the good feelings i think i give them when i save them from choking we had sex — only to have them admit that they'd been faking it all along!
posted by dg at 4:26 PM on March 17, 2003


And people ask me why I was happy to leave and I don't care to ever go back....this is yet just another example (although I'm from the "real" S FL of Broward & Dade counties).
posted by evening at 4:42 PM on March 17, 2003


dg - thanks for decoding my uncrackable pun!
posted by Peter H at 9:10 AM on March 18, 2003


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