Firecracker Packs
March 18, 2003 2:54 AM   Subscribe

Crackerpacks is a library of over 400 (excellently named) firecracker labels available for you to enjoy.
posted by hama7 (13 comments total)
Wonderful - Hama7, I would guess that you and I are diametrically opposed in everything other than labels and posters : )
posted by niceness at 5:05 AM on March 18, 2003

Shotgun :: Supercharged Flashlight Crackers !!

Super happy fun finger decapitation for you!
posted by jdaura at 5:20 AM on March 18, 2003

Noted without comment.
posted by ColdChef at 5:22 AM on March 18, 2003

I've found labels that would be perfect for y2karl, quonsar, fishfucker,, and you, hama7.

This is a blast.
posted by iconomy at 5:28 AM on March 18, 2003

Nice. Thanks!
posted by the fire you left me at 6:10 AM on March 18, 2003

great post!
posted by tomplus2 at 6:52 AM on March 18, 2003

wholly awesome
posted by folktrash at 9:58 AM on March 18, 2003

very cool.
posted by me3dia at 11:39 AM on March 18, 2003

There are some great punk band names in there -- the Uzi-16s, anyone?
posted by QuestionableSwami at 12:20 PM on March 18, 2003

Our family used to drive south to Myrtle Beach every March when I was a kid. The stop at South of the Border (a wild and tacky tourist trap just past the North Carolina border) was always a highlight. The huge fireworks store there was like heaven to me - aisles and aisles of explosive fun. For me at that age - firecrackers were absolutely the coolest thing on earth. I loved everything about them, including the packaging. Damn, I feel like dropping a lit one into a Coke can right now.
posted by davebush at 12:22 PM on March 18, 2003

I wish the the commercial fireworks used in city shows had labels that styling!

I work firework shows in the Northwest every year, and we mostly collect bits from the labels that have either descriptive names ("Green Boom Peony with Glitter Tail and Bees" or "Coconut Multi-Spider silver fish") or the instructions pasted on the shells: "Warning! Extremely Dangerous Directions for Firing!"

That's about as fun as the labels on the big shells get. Most of the shells are from China, some from America, even some from France. One of my favorites is the titanium salute: No pretty sparkles, just a hella boom that sets off car alarms blocks away from the stadiums. :-)
posted by Kato at 1:08 PM on March 18, 2003

What? No Violence Ammunition?
posted by nickmark at 2:07 PM on March 18, 2003

Cool - I love some of the artwork in the Class 0 section, like Sky Fairy, BoPeep and Tiger
posted by madamjujujive at 9:24 PM on March 18, 2003

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