Hooking Up During War
March 29, 2003 9:16 AM   Subscribe

The Bartender gives tips for those of you who are worried that the war will hinder your ability to "hook up with foreign hotties."
posted by Juicylicious (9 comments total)

They are as harmless as a smilie :–).

That was beautiful.
posted by weston at 9:37 AM on March 29, 2003

No one likes to simply meet interesting people?

'Hooking up' is for pizza delivery boys.
posted by four panels at 10:16 AM on March 29, 2003

I've said it before and I'll say it again:

If you feel the need to put a fucking flag on your backpack to declare your nationality (or to hide it), you haven't really learned that travelling is about respectfully experiencing different ways of life and different viewpoints.

Don't want to hear a different viewpoint on the actions of your government? Don't travel.
posted by romakimmy at 10:19 AM on March 29, 2003

He screwed up the classic joke.

Q: Why is American beer like having sex in a canoe?

A: They're both fucking close to water.
posted by pooligan at 10:25 AM on March 29, 2003

I stopped reading when they f*cked up the joke.
posted by BirdD0g at 11:49 AM on March 29, 2003

Pronounce words containing an "o" as if the word "boat" in included. Example: "a-boat."

I want to be Canadian. From now on, please call me BirdDboatg.
posted by BirdD0g at 12:00 PM on March 29, 2003

Boy this article ruins the fun of traveling abroad, sticking out in a foreign land by being: you.
posted by thomcatspike at 12:03 PM on March 29, 2003

...take it is a joke too.
posted by thomcatspike at 12:04 PM on March 29, 2003

When the Canadian government isn't watching or listening, we don't listen to the Barenaked Ladies.
posted by abez at 3:41 PM on March 29, 2003

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