if you can find time to pull the metafilter stick out of your collective behinds ...

March 31, 2003 8:15 PM

Remember everyone tomorrow, April 1st, is Make Fun of Dick and Lynne Cheney day, (because Neal Pollack said so). If you run any kind of website or publication and have the power to mock, belittle or poke fun at the second family, it's your patriotic duty to do so.
posted by alana (18 comments total)

Tom Tomorrow is already on the case!
posted by UKnowForKids at 8:26 PM on March 31, 2003

But, but today is April 1 - does that mean it is too late?
posted by dg at 8:59 PM on March 31, 2003

ready, set, go!
posted by donkeyschlong at 9:04 PM on March 31, 2003

Traitors!
posted by eyeballkid at 9:07 PM on March 31, 2003

Here's a starting point: the man's name is Dick. I don't think anyone's poked fun at that yet.
posted by ColdChef at 9:09 PM on March 31, 2003

Dubya and Dick Discuss the "Coalition Phone-A-Thon."

Oh...and there is no truth to the rumor that Dick Cheney's daughters are acting as a human shields in Iraq. The Vice President's daughters are in an undisclosed location that is definitely NOT Iraq. Really.
posted by Dunvegan at 9:35 PM on March 31, 2003

Here's a good site about Dick Cheney
posted by mikojava at 9:40 PM on March 31, 2003

Heh... "Dick."

That's just gold, man, untapped comedy gold.
posted by RylandDotNet at 9:41 PM on March 31, 2003

FWIW, here's my entry.
posted by condour75 at 10:17 PM on March 31, 2003

Sure, if Neal Pollack jumped off a cliff, would you do it too?
posted by wendell at 10:20 PM on March 31, 2003

Who's Neal Pollack?
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 10:51 PM on March 31, 2003

Would this Neal Pollack fellow be someone that you need a television to know of? Because I don't have a television.
posted by Andrea at 11:17 PM on March 31, 2003

Dick 'n Bush. The possibilities
posted by twistedonion at 1:50 AM on April 1, 2003

Dick 'n Bush. The possibilities

Seems that Dick Cheney Is A Bitch blog has a link to someone who has explored that possibility.
posted by Dunvegan at 3:15 AM on April 1, 2003

Seems that Dick Cheney Is A Bitch blog has a link to someone who has explored that possibility.
great link, cheers for that

posted by twistedonion at 3:31 AM on April 1, 2003

quonsar has been holding a make fun of Dick Cheney day on a regular basis.
posted by madamjujujive at 9:17 AM on April 1, 2003

here's a very intimate interview with dick and lynne.
posted by car_bomb at 10:22 AM on April 1, 2003

Who's Neal Pollack?

He's only the Greatest Living American Writer.
posted by mr_roboto at 10:43 AM on April 1, 2003