Napalm for sale.
April 24, 2003 3:44 AM   Subscribe

Psst, wanna buy some napalm?
posted by biffa (14 comments total)
Ummmm...I think you want to click on "Ordering Information." "Safety Information" is kinda cute too.
posted by alumshubby at 4:13 AM on April 24, 2003

*sigh* people today. How hard is it to mix gasoline and styrofoam yourself?
posted by delmoi at 4:17 AM on April 24, 2003

The real trick is to put the right proportion of white phosphorous in there so you get spontaneous combustion on contact with the air.
posted by alumshubby at 4:32 AM on April 24, 2003

posted by seanyboy at 4:39 AM on April 24, 2003

If you add soap shavings it binds together better. :)

Jolly-Roger-Filter more like!
posted by bhell13 at 4:56 AM on April 24, 2003


Psst, seanyboy, wanna buy a bridge?
posted by biffa at 5:58 AM on April 24, 2003

According to this recipe, its 46% polystyrene, 33% gasoline, and 21% benzene. (The name comes from naphthene and palmitate, the original ingredients developed at Harvard.)

Also, Napalm Sticks to Kids
posted by kirkaracha at 7:14 AM on April 24, 2003

That cute little cannister of naplam, fits right in your hand - NapalmPilot.
posted by SpaceCadet at 7:40 AM on April 24, 2003

Damn, it's really disturbing to me that it took me a while to realize that this was a gag. This means that for a few minutes I actually believed people were legally selling napalm on the internet.....
posted by sic at 7:54 AM on April 24, 2003

Too bad the name of the "band" that does their theme song is already taken by a much, much, MUCH cooler group of musicians (Tapeworm = Trent Reznor, Maynard James Keenan, Danny Lohner, Charlie Clouser, Phil Anselmo, Page Hamilton ...)

yeah okay so it's the first instance of VaporBand I've ever heard of... but I can dream.. *sigh*..

Really though, that site wasn't all that funny. I've seen much funnier obvious-fake-sites such as Bonsai Kitten, and also my own (admitted self link but it's not on a fpp and I'm telling you flat out) - BabySmasher Industries...
posted by twiggy at 8:56 AM on April 24, 2003

I don't see why you shouldn't be able to sell the stuff. Well, maybe not benzene (which is a nasty carcinogen), but petrol, polystyrene and even thermite should be fine to ship and sell. Though you might have a hard time getting it onto a plane...
posted by Bletch at 10:24 AM on April 24, 2003

I seem to remember something about mixing gasoline with orange juice concentrate.
posted by TurkishGolds at 1:15 PM on April 24, 2003

Dawn and diesel is a good approximation. Olive oil works as a stabilizer and thickener. Why buy when it's cheaper to mix it in your laundry tub?

Thermite: rust + aluminum fillings. Light with a birthday sparkler. Makes a good igniter for your basic diesel/amonium nitrate/aluminum slurries.
posted by bonehead at 4:22 PM on April 24, 2003

"Actual Napalm Canister" = 'shopped French Freedom Press
posted by Ogre Lawless at 4:33 PM on April 24, 2003

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