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Policeman mistaken for stripper! What would you do if you were mistaken for a stripper? Well that is exactly what happened to this Israeli policeman. Officer show me your badge! :-)
posted by tljenson (12 comments total)
Why the exact thing happened to Ponch.
posted by @homer at 3:17 PM on May 5, 2003

funny thing...i was at a party once and the drunken hostess put her finger on the chest of an officer that came to the door. He wasn't nearly as relaxed as the guy in that link....we saw her fly out the door, heard her land on the lawn, and quieted the party down while she went to jail. assaulting an officer i think they called it.
posted by th3ph17 at 3:17 PM on May 5, 2003

This has never happened to for some reason.
posted by Witty at 3:20 PM on May 5, 2003

...happened to ME, happened to me...
posted by Witty at 3:27 PM on May 5, 2003

Sadly, there are very few strippers whose hook is "overweight network administrator", so this hasn't ever happened to me, either.

But I can dream.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 3:45 PM on May 5, 2003

But I can dream.


there must be a market for that somewhere. i used to get lots of work as 'shy balding designer'. definate niche market...
posted by th3ph17 at 3:58 PM on May 5, 2003

I never was mistaken for a stripper like Ponch, but Ponch kissed me.

Does that count for anything?
posted by hipnerd at 3:58 PM on May 5, 2003

Erik doesn't look like he enjoyed it much... hehe.
posted by Witty at 4:00 PM on May 5, 2003

Hey, he came on to me...

posted by hipnerd at 4:06 PM on May 5, 2003

who believes that a trained israeli policeman, as hardy as they come, couldn't extricate himself from the situation of being mobbed by a gang of horny ladies...

"oh no. i am being mugged. oi vay. no... dont... take... that... off..."

you know that sucker was just milking it for all it was worth
posted by ruwan at 5:49 PM on May 5, 2003

If I ordered a stripper in police costume and this guy showed up....I would demand a refund immediately!
posted by SweetIceT at 6:17 PM on May 5, 2003

Why the exact thing happened to Ponch.

from the link:
Plot: At a bank, dogs and chimps are robbing it while Bonnie, Grossie, Ponch, and Jon are having lunch. As they leave, Ponch and Jon chase the animals down an alley and onto a roof. The chimps and dogs are too fast for them though and get away when their owner drives them off in a truck.

Definitely sorry I missed this episode. (Heck, I guess I missed every episode of that show.) But how does it work, @homer? The dog holds the bag, and the chimp leaps up to the teller window with the gun?
posted by LeLiLo at 1:18 PM on May 7, 2003

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