The Bush who began it all!
June 4, 2003 7:31 AM   Subscribe

HERCUBUSH! Long ago in ancient greece lived the Bush who began it all: HERCUBUSH! Half God, half mortal, half Texan, HERCUBUSH roamed the seven seas with one mission: To Destroy EVIL! "They're like Hitler, only more so!
We'll rub their oil on our torso!"

posted by Dome-O-Rama (6 comments total)

f'n hilarious, nicely done.
posted by Space Coyote at 7:56 AM on June 4, 2003

1/2 god, 1/2 man, 1/2 Texan = 1 1/2 person.
posted by Dark Messiah at 7:58 AM on June 4, 2003

I'm enragiated!

It looks like our Bush has a manly torso too, though the manliness seems to stop at the waist.
posted by homunculus at 12:05 PM on June 4, 2003

I searched for hercubush! and the url! it came up empty! dam.
posted by Dome-O-Rama at 4:12 PM on June 4, 2003

dark messiah - yes, they are using Bush's math as well.
posted by Dome-O-Rama at 4:13 PM on June 4, 2003

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