PLEASE, LISTEN TO THE SEED'S CRYING CAUSED BY PAINFUL THERMAL SHOCK!
July 3, 2003 12:07 PM Subscribe
Finally! Sauna Pants! Please, won't you think of the spermatozoa for the children? via Portal of Evil
STRONGLY SUGGEST THAT ALL MEN, EXCEPT A HOLY FATHER AND A REVEREND, SHOULD WEAR SAUNA PANTS WHEN THEIR TESTICLES ARE FACED WITH HEATING ... Donga-Ilbo says that men who work or drive for a long time on chair can make their Scrotum hot ... This patent is for maintaining our SCROTUM cool...I want to contribute to mankind by putting materials that has great cooling effect onto underware to improve the ability of testicle reproducing
It does take some hunting to find the (working) product images (& these may fail soon).
posted by Zurishaddai at 12:37 PM on July 3, 2003
It does take some hunting to find the (working) product images (& these may fail soon).
posted by Zurishaddai at 12:37 PM on July 3, 2003
excuse me for a few moments, i must now surprise and take myself roughly, which will make me fruitful.
posted by quonsar at 1:07 PM on July 3, 2003
posted by quonsar at 1:07 PM on July 3, 2003
Y'know, I was in Korea just a few weeks ago, totally unaware that my testicles are weaken day by day.
posted by MrBaliHai at 1:37 PM on July 3, 2003
posted by MrBaliHai at 1:37 PM on July 3, 2003
Are they by prescription?
posted by John Smallberries at 3:33 PM on July 3, 2003
posted by John Smallberries at 3:33 PM on July 3, 2003
haha, WolfDaddy, kind of you to provide this important public service message to the procreator contingent.
posted by madamjujujive at 4:28 PM on July 3, 2003
posted by madamjujujive at 4:28 PM on July 3, 2003
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What's a few million between friends?
posted by trondant at 12:35 PM on July 3, 2003