Mr Brain's 4 pork faggots in a rich
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mmm! Mr Brain's faggots!. Ever tried one of Mr Brain's faggots? You can read a review of "Mr. Brain and his faggots" or check out the Doodys the official faggot family or even become a faggot fanatic yourself!
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Who's their target audience, 12-year olds?
posted by widdershins at 12:36 PM on July 18, 2003
Who's their target audience, 12-year olds?
posted by widdershins at 12:36 PM on July 18, 2003
Meet the Doodys
*snicker*
The whole site is for 12-year-olds, widdershins.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 12:39 PM on July 18, 2003
*snicker*
The whole site is for 12-year-olds, widdershins.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 12:39 PM on July 18, 2003
I have it on good authority that these UK faggots were surreptitiously outed by Tony Blair's press staff. What now? Indigestion?
(bitdamaged, I think Maxim has a entire section in their website with double-entendre food and products from around the world)
posted by 111 at 12:40 PM on July 18, 2003
(bitdamaged, I think Maxim has a entire section in their website with double-entendre food and products from around the world)
posted by 111 at 12:40 PM on July 18, 2003
Who's their target audience, 12-year olds?
Faggot eaters, but that's just a guess.
posted by trondant at 12:41 PM on July 18, 2003
Faggot eaters, but that's just a guess.
posted by trondant at 12:41 PM on July 18, 2003
You really get a kick out of tossing that word around, dontcha.
posted by xmutex at 12:42 PM on July 18, 2003
posted by xmutex at 12:42 PM on July 18, 2003
i, for one, welcome our...
posted by eastlakestandard at 12:49 PM on July 18, 2003
posted by eastlakestandard at 12:49 PM on July 18, 2003
The Doody family from Dudley, Wolverhampton beat off stiff competition to take their place as The Faces of Mr Brain's Faggots.
This is the kind of ad campaign Darrin would come up with by himself before Samantha helped.
posted by Epenthesis at 1:04 PM on July 18, 2003
This is the kind of ad campaign Darrin would come up with by himself before Samantha helped.
posted by Epenthesis at 1:04 PM on July 18, 2003
Thanks quonsar, now I finally know what that Williams & Sonoma prawn de-cocker is for.
posted by anathema at 1:09 PM on July 18, 2003
posted by anathema at 1:09 PM on July 18, 2003
bitdamaged, are you with the Brains PR people? For the benefit of non-UK readers, this stems from an ongoing attempt (covered in a recent TV documentary) to 'sex up' the image of this rather folksy product. It was kind of difficult, given their dour failure to admit the problem of the name's double entendre.
posted by raygirvan at 1:09 PM on July 18, 2003
posted by raygirvan at 1:09 PM on July 18, 2003
And here I've thought all along that faggots were nothing but little bundles of sticks...
Seriously (well, as seriously as can be managed, given where all this is heading...): is this a real product? I mean, really? I could walk into a grocery in England and buy these?!
posted by JollyWanker at 1:11 PM on July 18, 2003
Seriously (well, as seriously as can be managed, given where all this is heading...): is this a real product? I mean, really? I could walk into a grocery in England and buy these?!
posted by JollyWanker at 1:11 PM on July 18, 2003
Seriously (well, as seriously as can be managed, given where all this is heading...): is this a real product? I mean, really? I could walk into a grocery in England and buy these?!
Yes, 100% real. Breaded meatballs would be a kinder name.
posted by m@ at 1:22 PM on July 18, 2003
Yes, 100% real. Breaded meatballs would be a kinder name.
posted by m@ at 1:22 PM on July 18, 2003
When I first came to the UK I was unable to believe that Mr Brain's Faggots were for real. But they are, I've seen them in Asda. In the Asda at Merry Hill, Dudley, to be precise. Hooray for the English, I say. And now for a pint of mild and that 5 lb bag of pork scratchings I got at the market down the Bull Ring.
posted by i_am_joe's_spleen at 2:30 PM on July 18, 2003
posted by i_am_joe's_spleen at 2:30 PM on July 18, 2003
Hey, nice photo, quonsar. It looks awfully familiar.
it ought to. it was an item on your blog back in 2001. i linked it from blort. it now turns up as a result in an unfiltered google image search on 'quonsar'.
posted by quonsar at 2:47 PM on July 18, 2003
it ought to. it was an item on your blog back in 2001. i linked it from blort. it now turns up as a result in an unfiltered google image search on 'quonsar'.
posted by quonsar at 2:47 PM on July 18, 2003
Actually, I took the damn photo myself, and posted it in my photo folder. Next time, please ask before you lift, mmkay? Or I'll make you try some of Mr Brain's Faggots. Mmmm, offal.
posted by dutchbint at 3:12 PM on July 18, 2003
posted by dutchbint at 3:12 PM on July 18, 2003
FIGHT! FIGHT!
posted by mr_crash_davis at 3:19 PM on July 18, 2003
posted by mr_crash_davis at 3:19 PM on July 18, 2003
Good lord, quonsar. Do I dare ask why a search on your name brings up a photo of a phone in someone's bum? I dare.
posted by haqspan at 3:26 PM on July 18, 2003
posted by haqspan at 3:26 PM on July 18, 2003
"Do I dare ask why a search on your name brings up a photo of a phone in someone's bum?"
Because it's not just someone's bum.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 3:31 PM on July 18, 2003
Because it's not just someone's bum.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 3:31 PM on July 18, 2003
Please Stand By
We Are Experiencing Network Difficulties
posted by quonsar at 3:56 PM on July 18, 2003
We Are Experiencing Network Difficulties
posted by quonsar at 3:56 PM on July 18, 2003
Dr Faggot and the Mr Brain’s Faggot Family will accompany you aboard a double-decker bus for your personal tour of the Black Country.
Um, this is quite possibly the most surreal and unbelievable promotion in the history of capitalism. But then again, it's not my idiom and all I can do is laugh convulsively and hope Dr. Faggot comes to take me away. Great post, bitdamaged.
posted by moonbird at 7:41 PM on July 18, 2003
Um, this is quite possibly the most surreal and unbelievable promotion in the history of capitalism. But then again, it's not my idiom and all I can do is laugh convulsively and hope Dr. Faggot comes to take me away. Great post, bitdamaged.
posted by moonbird at 7:41 PM on July 18, 2003
What next? A post commenting on how hilarious it is that the Brits call cigarettes "fags"? Or that Americans call their trousers "pants"?
posted by salmacis at 8:40 AM on July 19, 2003
posted by salmacis at 8:40 AM on July 19, 2003
ha ha.
brits!
hey, lay off of the pants, already.
go have a cheese.
(and please post me a strongbow. ah, delicious, cheap, strongbow. and budvar! how i love budvar!)
posted by fishfucker at 7:55 PM on July 19, 2003
brits!
hey, lay off of the pants, already.
go have a cheese.
(and please post me a strongbow. ah, delicious, cheap, strongbow. and budvar! how i love budvar!)
posted by fishfucker at 7:55 PM on July 19, 2003
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