You will obey your crazy eyes red spiral overlords.
July 31, 2003 12:02 PM   Subscribe

You will obey your crazy-eyes-red-spiral overlords. Contact lenses for those who would like to escape the quaint simplicity of the iris. (*The eye can also be valuable advertising space. Put your favorite NFL logo right around your pupil! […scroll to bottom of page...]) More styles here (flash, with really bad music.)
posted by limitedpie (9 comments total)
Just be careful where you buy them.
posted by magnificentsven at 12:10 PM on July 31, 2003

I'm pretty sure this is a double post (from last Halloween), but can't be bothered to look it up.

Basically, though, the deal is, don't buy contact lenses at K-Mart, ok? Buy them from an optometrist. It amazes me that people were buying them without getting them fitted in the first place.
posted by Karmakaze at 12:23 PM on July 31, 2003

Yeah, you don't want to get an amoeba in your eye or anything. Seriously, you really don't. This happened to a girl I know; she was lucky in that she didn't have to get an operation, but even so, the treatment sucks.
posted by furiousthought at 12:29 PM on July 31, 2003

I really want these. I tried to dye a pair of old contacts with red food coloring, but it didn't work.
posted by MrMoonPie at 12:40 PM on July 31, 2003

I want mirrored contacts. (Thank you, William Gibson.)
posted by swerve at 2:08 PM on July 31, 2003

One of the last-halloween threads
posted by Tlogmer at 3:38 PM on July 31, 2003

How much for the "Britney, you will sleep with me" set?
posted by HTuttle at 5:59 PM on July 31, 2003

My bad all. I did search before I posted, but *sigh* I failed to use the obvious words. Doh!
posted by limitedpie at 6:40 PM on July 31, 2003

This site seems to have cooler choices.
posted by dopamine at 7:18 PM on July 31, 2003

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