This guy's nutty, hyuck hyuck!
August 6, 2003 8:56 AM   Subscribe

And now someone's courting the insane vote. Forget your Bush, forget your Dean, vote for someone who will stop the hustle and save us from the Zioni$ts and Communi$ts.
posted by COBRA! (16 comments total)
 
I hadn't heard that Pat Buchanan was running again?
posted by Pollomacho at 9:16 AM on August 6, 2003


Sorry pal, Lyndon LaRouche has had the nutbar vote wrapped up for years. This guy is a pale imitation.
posted by adamrice at 9:30 AM on August 6, 2003


I dunno, do LaRouche and Buchanan have the stones to tell the truth about the communi$t$ trying to kill Sandra Day O'Connor by dropping some architecture on her?
posted by COBRA! at 9:36 AM on August 6, 2003


Or how about this gem: "Logic dictates there had to have been a nuclear bombs in the World Trade Buildings because the trade building blast is a much larger explosion than all the bombs exploding in Baghdad and one bomb exploding in Baghdad should be larger than 20,000 gallons of kerosene exploding."
posted by PenDevil at 9:40 AM on August 6, 2003


There's just no way to argue with logic like that...
posted by Johnny Assay at 9:46 AM on August 6, 2003


Was it comrade Perle? Racist zioni$t Pearlie Perle lives to bring our Christian kids in the military home in body bags but what would be his motive for wanting a US Supreme Court Justice dead?

Find out next week, same Bat time, same Bat channel.

Pearlie Perle? Is that Pooty Poot Putin's buddy?
posted by m@ at 9:53 AM on August 6, 2003


It was the Iraq Iran war that Big George took the side of Saddam Hussein and became Hussein's buddy and gave Hussein the money and power to kill one million Shi'ites soldiers & named Hussein's followers Republicans.

I got a giggle out of this one.
posted by deadcowdan at 10:06 AM on August 6, 2003


This is my current favorite political story.
posted by CunningLinguist at 10:28 AM on August 6, 2003


Why should the right have a monopoly on insanity?
posted by goethean at 10:54 AM on August 6, 2003


I don't know. LaRouche has a depth and breadth to his crackpottery that is amazing. Check out this screed from Sept 10, 2001:
The more immediate, specific origin of Newton's delusion, is the Ockham admirer Paolo Sarpi, who, together with his lackey Galileo Galilei, gave England the naked, raw empiricism of Sir Francis Bacon and Thomas Hobbes. Out of the fag end of Seventeenth-Century empiricism, decadent elements in the U.S. population acquired that modern American pragmatism of William James, John Dewey, and Walter Lippmann, which has dominated U.S. policy-shaping, increasingly, over the course of the Twentieth Century. The presently pathetic state of mind of the majority of U.S. society, has been spewed from that latter source.
He goes on at some length. I think he's actually talking about the U.S.'s abandonment of the gold standard.
posted by adamrice at 11:10 AM on August 6, 2003


CunningLinguist - I'm from the same hometown as Gary Coleman. After Strokes, he would often ride on a float during the hometown's "Jubilee Days." He wasn't in my class, but the kids I knew his age all thought he was an asshat.
posted by tr33hggr at 11:15 AM on August 6, 2003


More of an asshat than Davis or Issa?
posted by CunningLinguist at 12:39 PM on August 6, 2003


Not your ordinary pacifist, is he? I just love the way he uses those dollar signs.
posted by hoskala at 1:21 PM on August 6, 2003


Someday I'd like to sit down and figure out how many 'look what this crazy moron did' stories have shown up on Metafilter from Wilmington. I suspect it's disproportionate. I swear they put something in the water here.
posted by IshmaelGraves at 1:51 PM on August 6, 2003


I think that this guy may be the Nut Party candidate of choice.

However, nobody tops the late, great Screaming Lord Sutch. I wish the US was ready for an Official Monster Raving Loony Party.
posted by Sidhedevil at 8:00 PM on August 6, 2003


Today I learned that not only do I share a city with this man, but that in fact he used to be on the board of directors at my place of employment.

This explains so very much.
posted by IshmaelGraves at 6:44 PM on August 7, 2003


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