A checklist for obesity lawsuit targets
August 7, 2003 8:55 AM   Subscribe

You're going to die, why not do it with a big bean & cheese burrito and a lime slurpee in hand? While trying to figure out what's up with Hardees' latest ad campaign, I found this site reviewing all manner of fast food chains. Put on your Celebrate Obesity t-shirt and enjoy.
posted by idlemind (8 comments total)
Historically, portliness has been considered a sign of health and prosperity. I think we should keep that in mind, in these troubled times.
posted by UncleFes at 9:10 AM on August 7, 2003

Shouldn't they charge extra for the small and medium Celebrate Obesity t-shirts, not the 2x, 3x, and 4x? I'm just sayin'....
posted by ElvisJesus at 9:15 AM on August 7, 2003

From the Hardee's write-up, a horror story:

One morning, a co-worker made a run to our nearby 24-hour Hardee's for biscuit sandwiches. She returned with sandwiches made on hamburger buns.

oh..... the humanity.....
posted by grabbingsand at 9:59 AM on August 7, 2003

Hmm, well this site might come in handy if I heard about some franchise I'd never seen and wanted an anecdotal from-a-friend style review.

Is there some LAW requiring amateur sites to have dark blue text on black background?
posted by orange swan at 10:45 AM on August 7, 2003

Actually the bread/buns are the worst part of fast food it's not your typical bread, thats where they put all the secret ingredients that keep you wanting to come back for more.
posted by stbalbach at 10:49 AM on August 7, 2003

Wow, I didn't realize there were so many Chipotle's out there. I thought it was just a Denver thing. They are pretty good, and I never really considered them fast food....
posted by Eekacat at 11:10 AM on August 7, 2003

Man, I miss Taco John's. When I used to live upstate, the Taco Night was a godsend. My buddies and I used to stop by and we'd play multideck Red Empire and order 40 at a time.

posted by Samizdata at 12:00 PM on August 7, 2003

The movie reviews are great fun as well. I especially like the review of AI and Chicago.
posted by Grod at 12:31 PM on August 7, 2003

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