9 abstracts down, 11,999,991 abstracts left to go.

August 10, 2003 11:53 PM

Duct tape. Celebrity worship. Webbed penii. The obvious. Memory and castration. Kroger store-brand pasta sauce. Killer pancakes.

No matter what you're looking for, you'll probably find something interesting in the absolutely free 12 million article database, PubMed. Warning: may cause addiction.
posted by LimePi (15 comments total)

And on the radio, a song with the lyric 'Cute girls have the best diseases'.

I must admit I'd be worried about a cute girl with a webbed penis.
posted by Basalisk at 12:06 AM on August 11, 2003

If you had enough alcohol, her webbed penis wouldn't worry you any more.
posted by brool at 12:19 AM on August 11, 2003

pubmed the friend of all biologists.
posted by johnnyboy at 2:21 AM on August 11, 2003

in the absolutely free 12 million article database

These articles aren't free.
posted by dgaicun at 2:33 AM on August 11, 2003

Wow: delusional hermaphoditism; rabbitfish poisoning; Dracula's teeth syndrom... thanks LimePi!
posted by misteraitch at 2:41 AM on August 11, 2003

Cling film for safer oral sex.
Orbison device for removal of dental plaque.

It really does have everything.
posted by planetkyoto at 3:40 AM on August 11, 2003

The correct plural of penis is penes.
posted by djfiander at 3:48 AM on August 11, 2003

True, but it always sounds daft to me. I can never hear the word as anything but "peenies", the plural of "peeny" (UK nursery word for penis).
posted by raygirvan at 4:55 AM on August 11, 2003

The correct plural of penis is penes.

Makes them sound smaller that way.
posted by JanetLand at 5:02 AM on August 11, 2003

"Peenies" is the right pronunciation, as far as I know.
posted by emf at 5:08 AM on August 11, 2003

define "correct"
posted by Outlawyr at 7:03 AM on August 11, 2003

it could not be determined how the condom ended up in the family dishes.

Some mysteries science can never solve.
posted by stbalbach at 8:17 AM on August 11, 2003

Impact forces following the unexpected removal of a chair while sitting.
posted by mbd1mbd1 at 8:21 AM on August 11, 2003

They even have an entry for for the next JK Rowling novel...

Harry Potter and Obesity

Does anyone have an online subscription to Obesity Surgery so I can read this?
posted by davehat at 9:00 AM on August 11, 2003

Quick survey: anyone who didn't type either sex, boobs, penis, or ass (or equivalents) into the search engine straightaway please raise your hand.
posted by Hildago at 3:30 PM on August 11, 2003