Victorian Sex Cry Generator - Touch my vitals quickly, lest I die!
August 17, 2003 8:42 AM Subscribe
The Victorian Sex Cry Generator. Ultimately useless, but fun. Definitely not safe for work (which is why I posted it on Sunday!)
I am spending! I am spending! I spend! I die!
It's like it can read my thoughts.
posted by emelenjr at 9:56 AM on August 17, 2003
It's like it can read my thoughts.
posted by emelenjr at 9:56 AM on August 17, 2003
are these supposed to come from books or something? pity they dont have references.
p.s. dont you think that the woman on the far right in the "mary potters" ad has the most godawful tits?
posted by carfilhiot at 10:38 AM on August 17, 2003
p.s. dont you think that the woman on the far right in the "mary potters" ad has the most godawful tits?
posted by carfilhiot at 10:38 AM on August 17, 2003
definately a below 5 score on ratemyrack.com
posted by carfilhiot at 10:40 AM on August 17, 2003
posted by carfilhiot at 10:40 AM on August 17, 2003
Her nipples look like they're trying to poke fun at Asian people.
posted by MonkeyMeat at 10:47 AM on August 17, 2003
posted by MonkeyMeat at 10:47 AM on August 17, 2003
The powerful cunt! whose very name kindles in me an amorous flame!
posted by quonsar at 12:31 PM on August 17, 2003
posted by quonsar at 12:31 PM on August 17, 2003
Swallow it all and be glad, for a shilling I've paid and a shilling's worth I'll be having!
Those were the days.
posted by graventy at 12:35 PM on August 17, 2003
Those were the days.
posted by graventy at 12:35 PM on August 17, 2003
Fetch my corset and parasol, my love, for I wish to cause you sweet torment!
posted by orange swan at 3:13 PM on August 17, 2003
posted by orange swan at 3:13 PM on August 17, 2003
are these supposed to come from books or something? pity they dont have references.
I'm guessing that most of them came from the collected Pearl, an underground journal that was passed around during the era.
I distinctly remember I am spending! I am spending! I spend! I die! being in it...
Also, the British Library does have a massive collection of pornography from 1801-1914, which, theoretically, the people behind this site could have visited and written down the best lines, but that's just a little too much research for one website.
(I'd probably do it, though. If I could.)
posted by Katemonkey at 3:49 PM on August 17, 2003
I'm guessing that most of them came from the collected Pearl, an underground journal that was passed around during the era.
I distinctly remember I am spending! I am spending! I spend! I die! being in it...
Also, the British Library does have a massive collection of pornography from 1801-1914, which, theoretically, the people behind this site could have visited and written down the best lines, but that's just a little too much research for one website.
(I'd probably do it, though. If I could.)
posted by Katemonkey at 3:49 PM on August 17, 2003
Your cunny has grasped me and milked me of my passions!
indeed. heh.
posted by erisfree at 5:56 PM on August 17, 2003
indeed. heh.
posted by erisfree at 5:56 PM on August 17, 2003
Oh, c'est fou! oh, oh!
Methinks this should be the new "pancakes".
posted by Ufez Jones at 8:29 PM on August 17, 2003
Methinks this should be the new "pancakes".
posted by Ufez Jones at 8:29 PM on August 17, 2003
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Strike me sharply Emil, afore I think you effeminate!
What are the odds of the only one with a proper name in it is yours?
Despite the warning, I'm at work and couldn't resist...
Then immediately thought some cookies were being read.
posted by Busithoth at 9:20 AM on August 17, 2003