Boobies for Anarchy?
August 29, 2003 2:35 PM   Subscribe

Anekee, Anekee, I'm so confused. (WARNING: no nudity but probably NSFW and a Flash-only-site.)
What's going here? A beautiful (18+) teenage girl sell memberships to her site, presumably with the promise of revealing skin. Nothing new, right? But wait, what she really wants to do is Free Your Mind.™ Could her mission possibly be be true? (<< that link is definitely NSFW)
posted by danOstuporStar (28 comments total)
To save people from wading through the flash to get to the point, here's an excerpt from Anekee's About page:

I'm Anekee, 18, Milan based with Dutch origins ... do you really think seeing children torn to pieces in Iraq means that you've seen it all?


You say that this can't be accomplished by the use of a beautiful body? I think just the opposite. Before you start believing much yourself, if you are indeed one of the Chosen few, you will have to heal yourself of all your prejudices and preconceptions. Prejudices suck, they make me sick, and I feel they're abundant in your mind, maybe too abundant. The fact is that you must breathe with your brain not with your lungs ­- they only serve to fill you up with the nicotine of your cigarettes.

But I hope you will also understand this ... take it easy, boy: now don't hurry, don't feel like you're a second Neo of the Matrix; you still haven't done anything to redeem your miserable existence ... I've succeeded, and the pictures you find here are concrete evidence of it. Where's the connection in all that? What's the link between a spiritual revolution and two large breasts, you ask? You're getting on badly, boy, very badly ... the connection is inside me, inside you, on these pages and, most of all, under a thick layer of conformism that makes you look like a paramecium ... don't you know what a paramecium is? Come on now, that's a simple question ... by chance, don't you have a mirror close by?

At present you're out of my circle, boy.

How long are you going to stay there...?

Anekee, with the A in the circle.

posted by danOstuporStar at 2:37 PM on August 29, 2003

Ummm. I don't get it. There is no boob?
posted by elwoodwiles at 2:53 PM on August 29, 2003

mind over boob?
posted by th3ph17 at 2:56 PM on August 29, 2003

She definitely has an enormous rack.

What were you saying?
posted by mr_crash_davis at 2:59 PM on August 29, 2003

A female member of the species Homo Sapiens creates a website on the topic of her personal manifestation of the fatty deposit patterns that constitute a form of evolved sexual display in her species. Admittedly the level of scientific discourse is not particularly elevated and in truth I'm not sure precicely what the focus of inquiry is, but there appear to be charges of breaches of scientific integrity, to wit: digital image manipulation of the tissues in question, which may cast the validity of the whole study in doubt, or would if the nature of the scientific inquiry were actually apparent, which it isn't...

What was the question again?
posted by George_Spiggott at 3:33 PM on August 29, 2003

anarchy - A in a circle.

posted by proof_nc at 3:49 PM on August 29, 2003

Not to witch-hunt, danO, but where did you come across a practically-unknown message board thread in what appears to be an internet group devoted to fetishes for digitally manipulated breasts?

And why is a discussion among the apparently ten people who use the board about a random quasi-porn site having fake photos or not... umm... interesting? This is like Kaycee Nicole, only with tits. Oh, and stupid. And boring.
posted by XQUZYPHYR at 3:58 PM on August 29, 2003

A good post to MetaFilter is something that meets the following criteria: most people haven't seen it before...

"...a practically-unknown message board thread..."

there is something interesting about the content on the page...

"This is like Kaycee Nicole, only with tits"

and it might warrant discussion from others.

Well, here we are.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 4:12 PM on August 29, 2003

Hey, what's good enough for Bill Orton, Democrat from Seal Beach, California, is good enough for me.
posted by m@ at 4:12 PM on August 29, 2003

a little kaycee nicole with tits will put the smile right back on XQWERTYUIOP's face.
posted by quonsar at 4:24 PM on August 29, 2003

Was I gone the week Adobe introduced the breastenlargement effect, and why wasn't I notified?
posted by lometogo at 4:44 PM on August 29, 2003

It's been there all along: Filter > Liquify... > Bloat Tool. She's definitely bloated.
posted by letitrain at 5:00 PM on August 29, 2003

the message board is kinda secondary. i was hoping people would head over to the diary and 'new tips' portions of the Anekee site. (it was hard to link to them directly b/c of the Flash and it seems like if you don't go in the front door, the content is in italian.)

there's some really sorta (pseudo?) heady stuff in there. my gut says it's a gimmick. but, if so, it's one of the weirdest sales pitches ive come across. if not -- if Anekee really believes she can enlighten men's minds by engorging their thinking organ -- well it seemed MeFi worthy to me.

(Are you really interested where i found it, XQUZYPHYR?)
posted by danOstuporStar at 5:01 PM on August 29, 2003

posted by RylandDotNet at 5:09 PM on August 29, 2003

To save people from wading through the flash

it was hard to link to them directly b/c of the Flash

I don't see any Flash on the handful of pages I've visited on this site. Or was that a pun on accounta she's "flashing" her boobs?
posted by kindall at 5:20 PM on August 29, 2003

RylandDotNet, I spewed Caramel Frappuccino all over my keyboard. Thanks for the belly laugh. (BTW, my boyfriend wants to know where he can get that plug-in.)
posted by jennak at 5:23 PM on August 29, 2003

no pun...mebbe it's mostly on the very very front page....whenever i would right-click to get the URLs all i saw 'loop playback' etc.
posted by danOstuporStar at 5:31 PM on August 29, 2003

i want what RylandDotNet has. 'gimme gimme' (yes i'm shallow, deprived and quite possibly immoral!) ...
oh, and XQyadda is a tightwad

back on topic... is it fake?... yeah.
posted by poopy at 5:46 PM on August 29, 2003

I'd love to see a study to see how many "cam girls" are actually women and not men and women teams (guy runs site, girl provides some photos) trying to get all their wish list items. I know of one person who does this and he says its the best scam he's ever done. The girl is a friend of his and gets x amount of the umm booty. He does the emails, IM flirting, etc.
posted by skallas at 5:50 PM on August 29, 2003

I wonder what that "Normal" drop-down has for other options.
posted by angry modem at 7:07 PM on August 29, 2003

"Droopy", "Normal", "Firm", "Perky". Sorry that didn't show up in the screen cap.
posted by RylandDotNet at 7:23 PM on August 29, 2003

If you select "Droopy" I presume you get a dialog box asking you WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE THINKING.
posted by kindall at 8:01 PM on August 29, 2003

I don't care if her school makes all students wear boring uniforms, I'm pretty sure she stands out in that crowd... horizontally if in no other way.
posted by clevershark at 8:16 PM on August 29, 2003

Man, I need BreastFX Xtreme Edition. You know, up to the 99 ZZZ's....
posted by Samizdata at 9:13 PM on August 29, 2003

That last link on this post really scares me. I thought that it was a forum dedicated to big b00br pr0n. needless to say, i was surfing around looking for the ever elusive free pr0n and i think ... i think these guys are weird!

so much time and discussion dedicated to the methods of augmenting JPEGs for wanking. If that isnt odd enough, check out the Living Legends section off of the main web page. Critiquing method and artistic skill... heh

what's next, roy orbison in cling wrap? sheesh
posted by shadow45 at 10:57 PM on August 29, 2003

Thanks for the mammaries.
posted by alumshubby at 9:21 AM on August 30, 2003

I wonder what that "Normal" drop-down has for other options.

that was funny, but those spherical boobs should not be labeled "normal" - that's "implant" or maybe "space station" (assuming artificial gravity is off).
posted by mdn at 9:33 AM on August 30, 2003

"Bounce Quarters Off Of These"
posted by shadow45 at 12:47 PM on August 30, 2003

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