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January 22, 2004 12:26 PM   Subscribe

What do John Kerry and George Bush have in common? Skull and Bones!
posted by mcsweetie (6 comments total)
See also this morning's Democracy Now. Anyone read Secrets of the Tomb?
posted by euphorb at 1:22 PM on January 22, 2004

I have a skull and bones, too. Does this mean I can be president?
posted by jonmc at 1:29 PM on January 22, 2004

hmmm! well, recently my friends and I have taken an interest in the freemasons, the illuminati, etc and despite all of our research, all that we have been able to determine is that secret societies are very strange. fast forward to last night, when it occurred to me that I had never listened to AM radio so I tuned to a random station and found some conspiracy nuts show on which a caller was talking about skull and bones and the fact that bush and kerry were both members. cut to today, where I make this post, not knowing that the fact has already been raised at Democracy Now.

coincidence? I think not!
posted by mcsweetie at 1:32 PM on January 22, 2004

So now we know for fact that both Bush and Kerry have been paddled and spanked by other men during "initiation rites".

I wasn't going to vote for Kerry in the first place and I don't think this has changed my mind for him.

Bush was, by the way, a third generation silver spoon Skull and Bones member which, effectively, meant that he couldn't do any wrong although he did try his damnedest (DUI's, just a little coke problem and lots more we'll never hear about).
posted by fenriq at 3:06 PM on January 22, 2004

Bush was, by the way, a third generation silver spoon Skull and Bones member

And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
posted by homunculus at 3:22 PM on January 22, 2004

But - Did Bush and Kerry have ritual sex together ? If so, who was on top ?
posted by troutfishing at 10:03 AM on January 23, 2004

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