Fart in a jar
March 18, 2004 9:49 AM   Subscribe

Fart in a jar. Don't worry there are a few varieties to choose from. Even Butternut Chicken. Will anyone buy these?
posted by trbrts (9 comments total)
posted by psychotic_venom at 9:51 AM on March 18, 2004

No one will buy them, because you just can't beat Mom's homemade.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 10:10 AM on March 18, 2004

Um, yeah, I need to buy my farts because I'm missing the enzyme that lets me create my own.

Oh wait, nevermind.

Who would want someone else's stale old ass gas?

Wait, I'm not sure if I want to know about antique fart fetishists.
posted by fenriq at 10:43 AM on March 18, 2004

I've always had the urge to go into a WalMart or Target or whatever, and go to where they have tupperware containers on display, fart in a container, and put it back on the shelf . . . well, just think of that next time you're checking out the plastic containers at the store.

[No, I haven't actually done it. I just have a strange desire to do so, kinda like this really unexplainable urge whenever I see flannel . . . oh, nevermind]
posted by yesster at 11:34 AM on March 18, 2004

It makes perfect sense, people.

Farts are for jars, and burps are for Tupperware.
posted by shmeggy at 11:43 AM on March 18, 2004

You are not clever.
posted by angry modem at 12:46 PM on March 18, 2004

Somebody actually bid on this?? Ewww, ick.
posted by alumshubby at 2:40 PM on March 18, 2004

MetaFilter: Fark in a jar.
posted by Nelson at 4:37 PM on March 18, 2004

Someone's been reading too much Ender.
posted by Goofyy at 6:31 AM on March 19, 2004

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