Practice makes perfetta
March 21, 2004 8:50 PM   Subscribe

Simulatore di Orgasmi
Italian Orgasm Simulator. NSFW. Flash.
posted by trondant (13 comments total)

Some happy Italian explain the controls please! :-)
posted by shepd at 8:55 PM on March 21, 2004

I really have no idea what I'm doing.

But I got a 150 on easy and a 50 on medium...i think...
posted by Stynxno at 9:01 PM on March 21, 2004

It's not Friday (just the opposite) and we don't know how to play :P
posted by abcde at 9:51 PM on March 21, 2004

The main thing I've learned from this is that I should start wearing sunglasses in bed.
posted by interrobang at 10:09 PM on March 21, 2004

Only if you already have small nipples and a bad haircut.
posted by banished at 10:13 PM on March 21, 2004

Not to mention the ears...
posted by banished at 10:14 PM on March 21, 2004

The language barrier shouldn't be much of a problem. Just grope around manipulating different things until you get the desired response.
posted by dhartung at 11:48 PM on March 21, 2004

Perhaps the point of the game is for her to fake it well enough for him to get off (by clicking the blue button.)

This is a game?
posted by precocious at 1:02 AM on March 22, 2004

Press & hold the button to build the intensity of the groan; let it go when you are ready. To fake an orgasm, raise the level of the bar until the warning light is red and then let go.

The stars will give you an indication of how the simulation is going. If your groans are similar in intensity and frequency to those of your partner, you will get more stars; otherwise they will remain the same or decrease. If you run out of stars it means that he has figured out that you are faking.

Not exact, but I am having brainfarts in English today.
posted by romakimmy at 3:21 AM on March 22, 2004

Wow.... um... wow... that's really weird....
posted by psychotic_venom at 5:10 AM on March 22, 2004

This isn't a new concept. I remember quite a number of years ago (1995? 96?) an adult video game called Virtual Valerie (or Virtual Veronica?) that allowed you to do the very same thing...use your mouse to bring...ahem...pleasure just like this.
posted by at 9:42 AM on March 22, 2004

wow, that's some sexy dance he does afterwards.
posted by t r a c y at 9:47 AM on March 22, 2004

king stroker
posted by God at 2:56 PM on March 22, 2004

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