Jeff Skilling
April 9, 2004 1:59 PM   Subscribe

Jeff Skilling pulls an Uncle Junior? Sure sounds like guilty behavior to me.
posted by eperker (10 comments total)
Awww, is the stress of being a filthy, corporate raider starting to show on little Jeffy? I'd feel bad for the guy but this is just the tip of his iceberg of litigation.

Serves him right.

Though I heard a rumor that Anne "The Mothership is Coming" Heche wanted to go out on a date with him.
posted by fenriq at 2:09 PM on April 9, 2004

And if they'd just execute his ass, it would be a good thing (after they find him guilty of course).
posted by Witty at 2:09 PM on April 9, 2004

He has pleaded innocent to all 35 federal counts against him, and posted his $5 million bond with a cashier's check.

Come on, now. Somebody is just making this stuff up, right? This is a Saturday Night Live sketch...isn't it?
posted by jaronson at 2:14 PM on April 9, 2004

I am never in the right place at the right time.
posted by whoshotwho at 2:21 PM on April 9, 2004

It's a lost cause, right? Insanity defenses never work, right?
posted by cookie-k at 2:35 PM on April 9, 2004

Very clever of him. One insanity defense coming up. Or incompetent to stand trial.
posted by xmutex at 3:01 PM on April 9, 2004

Sure sounds like guilty behavior to me.

Sounds like they need to hose him down and let him sleep it off is more like it. (It could be worse. He could have done what this guy did.)
posted by PrinceValium at 3:55 PM on April 9, 2004

Skilling's attorney, Bruce Hiler, said Friday that Skilling was never at the two Manhattan bars police said he visited, American Trash and Vudu Lounge.

Would they deny if this was the ground work for an insanity/incompetence defense?
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 3:57 PM on April 9, 2004

Bud Dwyer anyone?
posted by Hypharse at 5:35 PM on April 9, 2004

Uncle Junior? Skilling's gonna be the squirrel, right?
posted by Guy Smiley at 6:06 PM on April 9, 2004

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