The complete history of englands missed penalty kicks.
June 24, 2004 6:28 PM   Subscribe

Today is world celebrate Scottishness day. View the complete history of Englands missed penalty kicks and the Scottish national liberation armys website whilst having a wee dram with tunes played on Scotlands national instrument , the midi player lilting in the background.
posted by sgt.serenity (14 comments total)
i must point out that the first link contains an error , my apologies , would anyone be so kind as to update the details ?
posted by sgt.serenity at 6:30 PM on June 24, 2004

And, I thought Miguel was rubbing it in.
posted by caddis at 6:39 PM on June 24, 2004

*gets drunk, passes out*
posted by trondant at 6:54 PM on June 24, 2004

once the snla take over , this thread will be in gaelic.
posted by sgt.serenity at 7:02 PM on June 24, 2004

Right! Time to spray-paint the sheep, then.
posted by Smart Dalek at 7:13 PM on June 24, 2004

Oh, yeh, that's going to be *real* hard to read that is:

Mahoarsht mahoarsht a skye toll bridge, Ciamar a tha sibh missed penalty kicks, S oileanach a th' annam rising mortgage prices, Is mise Padraig Poste, sorry, donnie murdo, mahoarsht mahoarsht a dotaman vit!
posted by bonaldi at 7:16 PM on June 24, 2004

Och, megory, bonaldi! Noae yer spakin ma linguadge!
posted by chicobangs at 7:55 PM on June 24, 2004

/me desparately searches for a list of international competitions Scotland never managed to attend.
posted by seanyboy at 12:02 AM on June 25, 2004

I think it would be easier to make a complete list of all international competitions and then delete the two or three they did attend.
posted by vbfg at 2:40 AM on June 25, 2004

Don't bother seanyboy, instead join me in this celebration of Scottish culture.

"It's shite being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat on civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to get colonized by. We're ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!"
posted by biffa at 2:41 AM on June 25, 2004

posted by vbfg at 3:32 AM on June 25, 2004

posted by vbfg at 3:47 AM on June 25, 2004


Pass us that bottle of whisky sarge. You'll excuse me if I smash it over your head when I'm done?
posted by squealy at 4:03 AM on June 25, 2004

tueah mouch a na great sign of affection ceuarch machair dotaman !
posted by sgt.serenity at 6:20 AM on June 25, 2004

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