And curly strikes out!
June 29, 2004 10:25 PM   Subscribe

Curly must go! Bill Clinton's blog. It's fake, right?
posted by Turtles all the way down (17 comments total)
*looks at ceiling, whistles*
posted by quonsar at 10:34 PM on June 29, 2004

you gotta love the pink.
posted by edlundart at 10:37 PM on June 29, 2004

Wow! That is absolutely amazing! Who would have thought that Bill Clinton would pour out stories about the daily tedium of his life just like so many other regular people? I must tell all my friends about this.
posted by dg at 10:54 PM on June 29, 2004

No sentence longer than about seven words. Annoying.
posted by ed\26h at 12:13 AM on June 30, 2004

Tee hee, ed\26h. You're referring to his new book, aren't you?
posted by jfwlucy at 4:19 AM on June 30, 2004

Honestly, where do people find the time to do this kind of thing?
posted by psmealey at 4:42 AM on June 30, 2004

Umm, yeeeah... fake.
posted by PrinceValium at 4:49 AM on June 30, 2004

I hate curly. He is polite, but I can feel it's fake politeness. He belongs to the East Coast establishment.

Bastard can't even spell my name right.
posted by Mayor Curley at 4:55 AM on June 30, 2004

Tuesday June 01, 2004

I woke up this morning. Looked to my right. Thank God Hillary's in Washington. I really don't have the stomach to be with her today. I'm in that mood where I just want to be left alone. I got up, scratched my lazy ass and went downstairs. Didn't even bother with a bathrobe.

Heh, Yeah that sounds like the former leader of the free world.
posted by rschroed at 6:09 AM on June 30, 2004

I've always thought that spoof should either be funny, or cuttingly satirical. This is neither; it's just plain dull. Someone spent a long time on this to achieve some goal that simply escapes me.
posted by psmealey at 8:03 AM on June 30, 2004

Ooh, the poor kitty got replaced by president bush--gosh, that lazyville is so clever when he's not taping internet phone calls!
posted by y2karl at 8:16 AM on June 30, 2004

Someone spent a long time on this to achieve some goal that simply escapes me.

The goal is to make money off the not-so-bright through the Amazon referral links. Notice all the stuff about "buy the book through Amazon; you can send it in to get it signed", etc. in the June 30 entry.
posted by mcguirk at 8:36 AM on June 30, 2004

The goal is just to see how gullible people are...

In the kitchen we took off all our clothes except for our boxer shorts and socks. We put on ties and sunglasses. We both had one of those plastic microphones kids play with in our hands. Robin pushed the play button on the remote control and Mariah Carey started singing.

Me and him went into the living room and stood in front of the women. We did this whole dance routine as Mariah Carey sang "Oh, when you walk by every night, Talking sweet and looking fine, I get kinda hectic inside...."
posted by xammerboy at 8:45 AM on June 30, 2004

totally fake, and from a British person, i think...there's a line about Chelsea's bf being just out of "university" instead of college, and a Sunday Telegraph link in the google ad/blogspot banner.
posted by amberglow at 8:48 AM on June 30, 2004

The image of quick-hit quonsar sitting around spending his time writing reams of this lukewarm blather is, for some reason, hilarious - for me, second only to the image of him lending his opera CDs to 111.

Man. To this day I still start laughing when I read, or even think of, that Vidiot comment. I think it's up there with "we have cameras."
posted by soyjoy at 8:58 AM on June 30, 2004

It's a well-known fact that Clinton loves hot pink.
posted by Robot Johnny at 9:10 AM on June 30, 2004

No, Turtles ... not fake. Believe it.

While you're at it, Kim Jong-il has a blog, too.
posted by chuq at 4:47 PM on June 30, 2004

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