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Enviropornoshockrockers!!! Ellingsen claims the couple performed the surprise sex stunt during a set by the controversial band The Cumshots "actually to draw attention to the rain forests, which are in the process of disappearing." (NSFW, maybe, and via The Spoonbender)
You know, in a "that's so disgusting, degrading, and unnecessary" sort of way. ;-)
posted by BlueTrain at 8:16 PM on July 8, 2004
posted by BlueTrain at 8:16 PM on July 8, 2004
uhhhhhhhhhhh, beavis. um, there are like tree-huggers having sex and stuff. uh-huh-huh. heh heh. uhhhh. woah.
posted by bargle at 8:22 PM on July 8, 2004
posted by bargle at 8:22 PM on July 8, 2004
because the best way to grow the rainforests back is BY HAVING MORE CHILDREN?
wtf?
posted by Kwantsar at 8:52 PM on July 8, 2004
wtf?
posted by Kwantsar at 8:52 PM on July 8, 2004
So it's a surprise when a performance by a band called "The Cumshots" involves sex?
posted by clevershark at 9:31 PM on July 8, 2004
posted by clevershark at 9:31 PM on July 8, 2004
God I love my country.
Me: "So um..yeah, this whole rainforest thing has got me down. Wanna fuck?"
Her: "Sure!"
I am missing the connection here.
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 9:34 PM on July 8, 2004
Me: "So um..yeah, this whole rainforest thing has got me down. Wanna fuck?"
Her: "Sure!"
I am missing the connection here.
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 9:34 PM on July 8, 2004
Wow. The dude looks like a jelly donut attacked him.
From their website:
-26/05 - The Cumshots has been invited to play the Metroplis festival in Rotterdam, The Netherlands, on july 4th. The festivals focus is on undiscovered new talents, and The Cumshots will hit the main stage in front of an expected audience of 10 000 people.
Bring a tarp cause' they'll get all "Gallagher" on ya.
-26/05 - The Cumshots will play the Quartfestival together with Slipknot july 6th.
..after a triumphant run at the Pintfestival...
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 9:44 PM on July 8, 2004
From their website:
-26/05 - The Cumshots has been invited to play the Metroplis festival in Rotterdam, The Netherlands, on july 4th. The festivals focus is on undiscovered new talents, and The Cumshots will hit the main stage in front of an expected audience of 10 000 people.
Bring a tarp cause' they'll get all "Gallagher" on ya.
-26/05 - The Cumshots will play the Quartfestival together with Slipknot july 6th.
..after a triumphant run at the Pintfestival...
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 9:44 PM on July 8, 2004
good for them ... and for bringing attention to the dwindling forests.
posted by specialk420 at 10:17 PM on July 8, 2004
posted by specialk420 at 10:17 PM on July 8, 2004
Fucking hippies.
posted by qDot at 10:24 PM on July 8, 2004 [1 favorite]
posted by qDot at 10:24 PM on July 8, 2004 [1 favorite]
Back in the 60's all WE needed was a knothole at waist level to fuck for the forest.
/never lived even close to the 60's.
posted by TungstenChef at 10:24 PM on July 8, 2004
/never lived even close to the 60's.
posted by TungstenChef at 10:24 PM on July 8, 2004
So, the couple get fined for having sex in public, but it is OK to publish pictures of it?
wtf?
posted by dg at 2:35 AM on July 9, 2004
wtf?
posted by dg at 2:35 AM on July 9, 2004
God I love my country.
Gud, ja vi elsker norske landet og.
posted by ed\26h at 3:31 AM on July 9, 2004
Gud, ja vi elsker norske landet og.
posted by ed\26h at 3:31 AM on July 9, 2004
Og!
I don't know what it means, but it's fun to say loudly.
Og!
posted by TungstenChef at 3:49 AM on July 9, 2004
I don't know what it means, but it's fun to say loudly.
Og!
posted by TungstenChef at 3:49 AM on July 9, 2004
Heh. "And" or "As well" in that context. But yes, it is fun.
posted by ed\26h at 4:05 AM on July 9, 2004
posted by ed\26h at 4:05 AM on July 9, 2004
drats, I submitted this to boingboing yesterday - I knew I should have posted here instead (no boingboing didn't post it).
The girl had to be Swedish didn't she? ;)
posted by dabitch at 4:53 AM on July 9, 2004
The girl had to be Swedish didn't she? ;)
posted by dabitch at 4:53 AM on July 9, 2004
will beat up lumberjacks for sex.
posted by sgt.serenity at 4:58 AM on July 9, 2004
posted by sgt.serenity at 4:58 AM on July 9, 2004
Kwantsar, they're not fundamentalist christians fucking to save the forest! I'm sure she's on the pill... ;)
posted by PigAlien at 5:41 AM on July 9, 2004
posted by PigAlien at 5:41 AM on July 9, 2004
" So, the couple get fined for having sex in public, but it is OK to publish pictures of it?"
Norwegian law only bans picture of "genetalia in motion" - meaning you can show a c*nt or a c*ck (erect, even), but you can't show them inside each other.
So, since you can't actually see the plane entering the hangar, these pictures are perfectly legal according to Norwegian law - actually I would not be surprised if this very picture (at least a small version of it) was on the front page of most of the nations tabloids.
That's my interperetation, though - it might have changed under the current fundamentalist rule.
posted by spazzm at 5:49 AM on July 9, 2004
Norwegian law only bans picture of "genetalia in motion" - meaning you can show a c*nt or a c*ck (erect, even), but you can't show them inside each other.
So, since you can't actually see the plane entering the hangar, these pictures are perfectly legal according to Norwegian law - actually I would not be surprised if this very picture (at least a small version of it) was on the front page of most of the nations tabloids.
That's my interperetation, though - it might have changed under the current fundamentalist rule.
posted by spazzm at 5:49 AM on July 9, 2004
Any Republicans out there want to stage a protest - against Kerry and Edwards - and fuck for George W. Bush's re-election?
Or, vice-versa?
I'd be happy to fuck for the release of any material, on George W. Bush's National Guard duty, that the Pentagon hasn't "accidentally" destroyed.
I'd call it "multitasking".
posted by troutfishing at 6:46 AM on July 9, 2004
Or, vice-versa?
I'd be happy to fuck for the release of any material, on George W. Bush's National Guard duty, that the Pentagon hasn't "accidentally" destroyed.
I'd call it "multitasking".
posted by troutfishing at 6:46 AM on July 9, 2004
I'd be happy to fuck for the release of any material,
I don't think Wisconsin is ready for that. Nevada/Las Vagas perhaps.
posted by rough ashlar at 7:18 AM on July 9, 2004
I don't think Wisconsin is ready for that. Nevada/Las Vagas perhaps.
posted by rough ashlar at 7:18 AM on July 9, 2004
Og!
I don't know what it means, but it's fun to say loudly.
posted by TungstenChef at 6:49 AM EST on July 9
Ironien!
posted by widdershins at 12:41 PM on July 9, 2004
I don't know what it means, but it's fun to say loudly.
posted by TungstenChef at 6:49 AM EST on July 9
Ironien!
posted by widdershins at 12:41 PM on July 9, 2004
Oh, and mr.marx, I'll try and keep it seeded for a while.
posted by Samizdata at 1:00 AM on July 10, 2004
posted by Samizdata at 1:00 AM on July 10, 2004
surprise sex stunt
Nothing to add, just thought that such a suberb phrase deserved greater recognition.
posted by normy at 5:34 AM on July 10, 2004
Nothing to add, just thought that such a suberb phrase deserved greater recognition.
posted by normy at 5:34 AM on July 10, 2004
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