Cue the Marvin Gaye...
July 19, 2004 8:14 AM   Subscribe

Let the games begin.
posted by togdon (8 comments total)


 
In winter the Canadians win gold, not only for exuberance but also because they have a national beer company, Molson, that routinely delivers liquid supplies.

Vitamin Ex.
posted by DrJohnEvans at 8:34 AM on July 19, 2004


At the Albertville winter Olympics, condom machines in the athletes’ village had to be refilled every two hours. And in Sydney the organisers’ original order of 70,000 condoms went so fast that they had to order 20,000 more.

This seems to suggest a new Olympic sport ... if they're all doing it anyway, shouldn't we be able to watch, and judge?
posted by louigi at 8:40 AM on July 19, 2004


*smacks head in disbelief*

Athletes who like to drink! And have sex!

Thank you, Professor Obvious.
posted by jonmc at 8:41 AM on July 19, 2004


if they're all doing it anyway, shouldn't we be able to watch, and judge?

Yeah, that'd be just what one needs: 6 former "competitors" from some of the really ugly countries sitting around craning their necks to get a good look. World speed records would be broken left and right.
posted by yerfatma at 9:12 AM on July 19, 2004


Oh to be a fly in the wall in the Olympic village...

The swimmers... The volleyball players... The pole-vaulters... *clutches desk, hoists self off the floor, wipes brow*
posted by widdershins at 9:33 AM on July 19, 2004


This seems to suggest a new Olympic sport ... if they're all doing it anyway, shouldn't we be able to watch, and judge?

"If curling is an olympic sport, then oral sex counts as adultery. And oral sex should be an olympic sport, because it's harder to do than curling, and if you're good at it, you deserve a medal."

-Lewis Black
posted by XQUZYPHYR at 9:57 AM on July 19, 2004


Oh, to be young and an Olympic athlete.
posted by callmejay at 10:18 AM on July 19, 2004


Sex is alot like sports: everybody thinks they are pretty good at it; most aren't.
posted by ChasFile at 10:29 AM on July 19, 2004


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