One for the cybersouses
July 21, 2004 1:46 PM   Subscribe

Drunk Talk. Modern Drunkard's new crop of bar slang.
posted by Ufez Jones (14 comments total)
That was amusing, thanks.
posted by muckster at 2:38 PM on July 21, 2004

Good list, one notable omission, however - Time Travel: blacking out. "You're in a bar, you're drinking, you black out, later you're in another bar, you're drinking..." repeat ad nauseum. - Dave Attell.
posted by psmealey at 3:30 PM on July 21, 2004

What? No Beer Goggles?
posted by Eekacat at 3:40 PM on July 21, 2004

Ah Modern Drunkard.... For the shameless alcoholic in us all.
posted by kaibutsu at 3:55 PM on July 21, 2004

beer goggles. profanisaurus and this thing are nicely complementary.
posted by ikalliom at 4:09 PM on July 21, 2004

I hate it when I'm beereft. But I take exception to the definition of that a reference to the people or the low value of our loonie? 'Cause I can assure you my bartender doesn't complain about the tips I leave...
posted by sharpener at 5:19 PM on July 21, 2004

[this is good]
posted by dash_slot- at 6:41 PM on July 21, 2004

The way I heard the 13th step explained, it was the 1st step + the 12th step: I have a problem, and I want to share it with you.
posted by hashashin at 9:59 PM on July 21, 2004

No 'mystery bruises'. But then, I think I made that one up.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 11:16 PM on July 21, 2004

cybersouse n. someone who gets drunk while surfing the web, sometimes to the detriment of their social lives.
...and their reputation on MeFi.
posted by dg at 1:38 AM on July 22, 2004

'Monet' is utter, utter genius. thanks Ufez
posted by matteo at 3:52 AM on July 22, 2004

"Tile faced" had me falling off my chair (with laughter; no alcohol involved)
posted by kgasmart at 6:13 AM on July 22, 2004

Most were pretty dumb (and a little pathetic). But "chimp in space" is very, very clever.
posted by JeffK at 1:01 PM on July 22, 2004

The beer scooter's absence surprised me. You know, the transport which magically takes drunks home from the pub when they're too drunk to care but empties your pockets of cash...
posted by dmt at 4:15 AM on July 23, 2004

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