Welcome to the first and never again 2004 Asian Mustache Olympics.
August 25, 2004 8:08 AM   Subscribe

All the ladies at the country club say them cookie dusters are hot.

These fellas (especially "Mr. Vietnam," and don't you wish that was your nick?) might make out okay.
posted by chicobangs at 8:26 AM on August 25, 2004

I'm not much for moustaches, but some of those guys have nice, very kissable mouths.
posted by iconomy at 8:48 AM on August 25, 2004

This is great
posted by inksyndicate at 9:18 AM on August 25, 2004

ahahaha. i coulda given these guys a run for their money back in high school.
posted by Hackworth at 9:29 AM on August 25, 2004

Too bad they used strictly East Asians. I had a Bangladeshi friend in college who, in addition to sporting one hell of a scar on his cheek and some great stories from a few stints in rehab, could've easily edged these guys out.
posted by Ufez Jones at 10:59 AM on August 25, 2004

We used to call this 'bum fluff' if I remember correctly.

One of my friends has a fantastic Biggles-style pointy 'null">tache (the Kaiser, historically), which will get him the odd sideways glance, but which does not compare to this extravagant face furniture.

Oh, and dong_resin in the house, big up yourself!
posted by asok at 11:21 AM on August 25, 2004

Hyperlink you say? No, can't say we have any of them round these parts.
posted by asok at 11:23 AM on August 25, 2004

it took them four weeks? hell! 3 days and i've got more hair that zz-top!
posted by Stynxno at 1:04 PM on August 25, 2004

Isn't Mr. China that Bill guy from Giant Robot magazine? I haven't picked it up for a while, but it sure looks like him.
posted by mikeh at 2:00 PM on August 25, 2004

But Stynx, you and I are, how you say, rather hirsute.

Their moldy-faced attempts at growing something real on their otherwise-perfect faces are kind of charming in their assumed failure. The fact that between them they got one decent 'stache is actually not too bad.

Good on them for trying to extend their genetics in ways they might not ordinarily bend, I say.

Hey... If they can grow some under their nose, I might be able to grow some on top of my head!
posted by chicobangs at 3:28 PM on August 25, 2004

("But Stynx." heh heh heh.)
posted by chicobangs at 3:29 PM on August 25, 2004

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