If the citizens of Springfield mated
August 30, 2004 5:26 PM   Subscribe

 
Yellow sperm?
posted by XQUZYPHYR at 6:13 PM on August 30, 2004


Do you have pink sperm, XQUZYPHYR?

Anyway, that link is neat. Even if most of them are grotesquely ugly freaks.
posted by reklaw at 6:17 PM on August 30, 2004




Why does the Mr. Berg + Lisa look like Jewel to me?

And no Carl and Lenny? I'm absolutely shocked at the omission.
posted by nathan_teske at 6:29 PM on August 30, 2004


Do you have pink sperm, XQUZYPHYR?

It was a joke, and yes.
posted by XQUZYPHYR at 8:21 PM on August 30, 2004


The best of the web.

Bless you, ColdChef.
posted by trharlan at 8:36 PM on August 30, 2004


Who is that mating with Jasper to get the flamboyant Homer?

Killer link.
posted by vito90 at 8:57 PM on August 30, 2004


this is good...err, but....
posted by troutfishing at 8:58 PM on August 30, 2004


A whole site dedicated to worshipping Lisa Simpson? That's healthy. Some of those pictures in the image gallery are just a little disturbing. I'm thinking of this one in particular.
posted by emelenjr at 9:00 PM on August 30, 2004


I have this weird theory about Simpsons fan sites:

Up until a few years ago, all the fan sites were your typical geocities-esque pages full of gif animations and .wav files; then Fox started suing anyone who had illegal Simpsons media on their site.

Soon after, all these gorgeously crafted fansites started popping up, with great design and CSS, with real domain names, perfect pixel icons, etc. There are *tons* of these sites out there that don't seem to be attached to anyone in particular.

Am I being paranoid, or are the Stonecutters behind all of this?
posted by krunk at 9:02 PM on August 30, 2004


Who's the tattooed guy mated with Comic Book Guy? I've never seen him.
posted by planetkyoto at 9:11 PM on August 30, 2004


Ned Flanders is most certainly not Catholic.
posted by PrinceValium at 9:14 PM on August 30, 2004


emelenjr, do you realize that's not fanart? That's a direct freeze frame from Lisa's Wedding (2F15).
posted by dmd at 9:17 PM on August 30, 2004


Who's the tattooed guy mated with Comic Book Guy? I've never seen him.
Isn't someone supposed to be coming out on the show? (I hope it's Lenny and Carl too)
posted by amberglow at 9:17 PM on August 30, 2004


Ned may not be Catholic, but what better way to rebel against your uber-protestant father than to do as the Romans do?

No Professor Frink? But he'll make you laugh, he'll make you think! He likes to run and then the thing with... the... person....

And no The Collector and Xena / Lucy Lawless?

vito: Abe in drag?

Speaking of Abe in drag, they should also have a Hitler + Abe = oh, say, Margaret Thatcher.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 9:26 PM on August 30, 2004


great link, ColdChef!
posted by sharpener at 9:33 PM on August 30, 2004


planetkyoto - that's no guy, that's Tattoo Annie (episode 9F20, "Marge in Chains").
posted by Guy Smiley at 9:58 PM on August 30, 2004


she was the one that had the mad fold-in on her back that said "what kind of scum would I marry?" then folded to "what, me worry?"
posted by bob sarabia at 10:11 PM on August 30, 2004


Damn! Now I remember. Osaka Flu. I even showed that episode in class (I used to teach English in Osaka).
posted by planetkyoto at 11:44 PM on August 30, 2004


Here's what I came up with....


*rimshot*
posted by jpoulos at 5:47 AM on August 31, 2004


dmd: that is so not a freeze frame. The Simpsons animators can actually draw, you know.
posted by signal at 7:18 AM on August 31, 2004


Yeah, I wouldn't call that a freeze frame either.

Moe and Maude Flanders would be good. Or Homer and Maude:

"If you ask me, it's time to put this one trick pony out to stud."

"Woohoo! First stop: Maude Flanders".

I think everyone had it hard for Maude.
posted by Ufez Jones at 9:58 AM on August 31, 2004


Ok, it's not an actual freeze frame from an episode, but my point is that what emelenjr was calling "a little bit disturbing" is actually from the show.

For comparison, here's the actual freezeframe:

posted by dmd at 2:54 PM on August 31, 2004


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