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September 24, 2004 5:28 PM   Subscribe

SmartKlamp "Do it Yourself" home circumcision.
posted by ColdChef (17 comments total)
 
Sorry, double.
posted by swordfishtrombones at 5:42 PM on September 24, 2004


Oh yeah, I'm getting one of these for my "heathen" cousins for Christmas!

By the way, doesn't the, uh, tube for the penis seem a little, I don't know, narrow?
posted by fenriq at 5:44 PM on September 24, 2004


Damn you, tinyurl!

(Matt, please trim this unwanted thread from MeFi's tip)
posted by ColdChef at 5:44 PM on September 24, 2004


Oh man, I can't wait to go get one of those...
posted by SweetJesus at 5:44 PM on September 24, 2004


Oops, nevermind. Not for adults, yet.
posted by fenriq at 5:48 PM on September 24, 2004


OK, stupid question time: Why? If you've got the foreskin God gave you, why remove it?
posted by alumshubby at 5:49 PM on September 24, 2004


Because you made a covenant with God? That's one reason, anyway.
posted by kenko at 7:28 PM on September 24, 2004


i did? and it involved foreskin, you say?
posted by quonsar at 7:38 PM on September 24, 2004


OK, stupid question time: Why? If you've got the foreskin God gave you, why remove it?

My God, why has thou foreskin me?
posted by XQUZYPHYR at 7:48 PM on September 24, 2004


Well, duh, obviously brises excepted...
posted by alumshubby at 8:41 PM on September 24, 2004


The SmartKlamp® has been designed using the latest plastic technology.

Now, that's high tech!
posted by epimorph at 1:34 AM on September 25, 2004


Later, it occurred to me...What if you weren't circumcised at birth and convert to Judaism as a grown man. Then you might find one of these useful. I bet that's a biiiiiig potential market.

All kidding aside, I take it these are really meant for newborn boys -- are there a lot of at-home births these days?
posted by alumshubby at 6:23 AM on September 25, 2004


My wife is an apprentice homebirth midwife in a state where its not that common. Still, there are 4 midwives needed to cover all of the births for their practice alone. There are many other midwives throughout the state who attend births at home. Check out The Midwives Alliance of North America for more info. That said, circumcision is rarely chosen by the parents of homeborn boys.
posted by putzface_dickman at 4:37 PM on September 25, 2004


I'd hate to cock up a circumcision.
posted by five fresh fish at 7:14 PM on September 25, 2004


yikes!
posted by LouReedsSon at 7:40 AM on September 26, 2004


I suggest you do not click on the "how does it work" link.
posted by ed\26h at 12:47 AM on September 28, 2004


I wonder if they rent out tester units.
posted by five fresh fish at 9:10 AM on September 28, 2004


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