Stuck up pussy.
October 20, 2004 11:06 AM   Subscribe

Stuck up pussy. Windows Media file embedded in linked page. [via b3ta]
posted by i_cola (34 comments total)
 
give me a break!
posted by quonsar at 11:10 AM on October 20, 2004


It's cute until you have to rip the tape off. Please don't try that at home...
posted by ae4rv at 11:12 AM on October 20, 2004


Fpp are getting weaker and weaker... This one gets my vote for the worst.
posted by michaelonfs at 11:25 AM on October 20, 2004


I thought it was well worthy.
posted by rafter at 11:33 AM on October 20, 2004


I'd like to take the high road snark, make some disparaging comment re. Metafilter turning into "America's Funniest Home Videos", but damn it, maybe it's my dislike of felines, or the opportunity to make bad puns around the concept of the taped up pussy, but it was funny.
posted by Keith Talent at 11:36 AM on October 20, 2004


"If you got a cat, you have to try this out!"

No you don't. As ae4rv points out, pulling the tape off will not be fun for your cat.
posted by Outlawyr at 11:50 AM on October 20, 2004


but damn it, maybe it's my dislike of felines

Right with you on your verdict Keith, I so wanted to dislike this link, but it was just too funny. As for hurting the cat, use masking tape that has a low tack, not duct tape or something like that. Hell, cats don't consider the suffering when they are pulling butterflies wings off for fun!

As ae4rv points out, pulling the tape off will not be fun for your cat.

Then use someone elses feline :o)
posted by DrDoberman at 12:10 PM on October 20, 2004


"Hell, cats don't consider the suffering when they are pulling butterflies wings off for fun!"

Cats also shit in a box. Do you? I don't think holding yourself to the standards of an animal with a brain the size of a walnut is a good idea.
posted by Outlawyr at 12:17 PM on October 20, 2004


i'm totally doing this. my cat is a pain in the ass, its about time he entertained me.
posted by glenwood at 12:23 PM on October 20, 2004


Whether or not removing the tape actually hurts the cat (and I imagine that any tape strong enough to produce the desired effect would yank out at least a little fur), this is cruel. I am usually the last person to complain about such things (I am, pretty much, a prick), but you just don't do this to a cat. Or any animal. Put a goofy hat on it, maybe lure it into a paper bag and then carry it around for awhile, but don't mess with it like this. I can't explain why, but this just strikes me as very wrong.

In conclusion, "Shovel to the Head"=teh funni. This=teh crool.
posted by uncleozzy at 12:30 PM on October 20, 2004


Take a look around the Blennus site. You might find something funnier.
posted by Termite at 12:32 PM on October 20, 2004


"Put a goofy hat on it, maybe lure it into a paper bag and then carry it around for awhile"

Yeah, that's sounds kinda funny, but not "putting bottle caps on its' feet, attached with your sisters' retainer rubber bands and setting it free on a hardwood floor" upriotous funny.

That's comedy.
posted by Keith Talent at 12:35 PM on October 20, 2004


That's not the stuck up pussy video I was expecting to see. I was expecting to see this one. (I promise it's feline, but it might not be safe for work.)
posted by emelenjr at 12:36 PM on October 20, 2004


Yeah, this looks like it hurts the cat. With the tape on it's belly, it walks very gingerly, like someone might walk with duct tape on their privates.
posted by bullitt 5 at 12:39 PM on October 20, 2004


I just tried this with low-stick edging tape. She doesn't care unless its on her paws, and then she just flips it off.

But scotch tape on her paws drives her nuts. I know from experience. She runs when the gift wrap comes out.
posted by Mayor Curley at 12:44 PM on October 20, 2004


Cats also shit in a box. Do you?

If you ask me really nicely I might.
posted by DrDoberman at 12:47 PM on October 20, 2004


I was so hoping it was going to be a cat taped to the ceiling.

But this was funny. Didn't look as cruel as I imagined before I clicked the link.
posted by Jeremy at 12:56 PM on October 20, 2004


Fpp are getting weaker and weaker... This one gets my vote for the worst.

But the guy falling down was lauded and applauded? Sometimes this place confuses me terribly. (IMO, as FPPs neither of them constitued "the best of the web".)
posted by chuq at 1:53 PM on October 20, 2004


This is disgusting and cruel. I can't believe anyone would think this is funny.
posted by amro at 2:12 PM on October 20, 2004


the few comments i saw before watching the footage had me cringing right after the tape went on because i was expecting it to be waxed and then cruelly ripped off. but nothing like that happened it was pretty cute its not like they used duct tape or waxed stips. there are plenty of tapes out there that wouldnt cause much dicomfort as far as pulling hairs. the cat was just a little freaked out like cats get. some people around metafilter have a lot of things stuck up there asses but somehow still manage to shit all over threads and ruin the place.
posted by Recockulous at 2:27 PM on October 20, 2004


That's not the stuck up pussy video I was expecting to see, either. I was expecting to see this one.
posted by Ljubljana at 2:57 PM on October 20, 2004


Hell, cats don't consider the suffering when they are pulling butterflies wings off for fun!

Absolutely fucked up argument, pardon my vehemence. To purposefully inflict discomfort on another creature for entertainment in this form is an exclusively human trait, and it's called sadism. Yes, cats sometimes kill things without eating them, but they are acting out of instinct. We have no other excuse except boredom.
posted by moonbird at 3:23 PM on October 20, 2004


Are you saying that sadism isn't a human instinct, moonbird? History seems to differ with you, there.

Also, is it possible that nobody here has ever done this (totally harmless) trick with their cat before?
posted by majcher at 3:37 PM on October 20, 2004


Cats also shit in a box. Do you?

That depends. What's your mailing address?
posted by quasistoic at 4:52 PM on October 20, 2004


Cats also shit in a box. Do you?

Is there money in it for me?
posted by RylandDotNet at 5:16 PM on October 20, 2004


"To purposefully inflict discomfort on another creature for entertainment in this form is an exclusively human trait, and it's called sadism."

Perhaps you should read more about rhesus monkeys.
posted by Keyser Soze at 6:43 PM on October 20, 2004


Infanticide also is a trait that comes up in several different species, if you want to follow up the human behavior = bad, natural behavior = good argument to its logical conclusion...
posted by zixyer at 7:51 PM on October 20, 2004


Hurt cats? Pshaw. Taking the tape off didn't hurt it. Most of the hair coming off would be shedding hair.
posted by five fresh fish at 9:33 PM on October 20, 2004


The three videos in this thread have to be 3 of the funniest cat videos I've ever seen. Even beats that "karate kitten" one. Effin' Hy-larious!

(I have two cats.)
posted by zoogleplex at 11:50 PM on October 20, 2004


emelenjr - wow! I'd've thought cats would have masturbated with their tongues. Who knew?

FPP video isn't terrible.
posted by kavasa at 1:22 AM on October 21, 2004


This is what we're eschewing political posts for?
posted by squirrel at 5:12 AM on October 21, 2004


This site doesn't work for me in Firefox, I get a "plugin performed an illegal operation error"... Doesn't work in IE either. Anybody else have a problem with it?
posted by sic at 1:14 PM on October 21, 2004


Just for the record, we kill and eat animals smarter than cats. I think a little duct-tape entertainment is miles better than the alternative.
posted by majcher at 2:38 PM on October 22, 2004


For the record, I've even stuck *duct* tape to my cat, and it didn't even so much as meow when I took it off. The lazy bastard won't even get up and play with string or anything. I was hoping it might do *SOMETHING*, but nope. Not even this gets it going.

BTW: When taking off the duct tape, I didn't feel the usual resistance you get when pulling a band-aid from a person, for example. So, no, it doesn't hurt the thing. Unless it makes them fall into a trance like sleep, like my cat. That might be bad.

So, to all the naysayers out there -- NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH :-P
posted by shepd at 2:17 AM on October 25, 2004


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