Food Patriots Launch Pie Assault on Ann Coulter
October 25, 2004 12:06 PM Subscribe
"Al Pieda" Targets Ann Coulter
Members of the notorious culinary terrorist group "Al Pieda" launched an attack on Ann Coulter while she was speaking at the University of Arizona. The report says some pie got on her face but attendants were able to wipe it off before she received any nutrional value from the pie.
Not to be confused with the notorious math group "Al Gebra", who would have probably thrown a slide rule at her.
Members of the notorious culinary terrorist group "Al Pieda" launched an attack on Ann Coulter while she was speaking at the University of Arizona. The report says some pie got on her face but attendants were able to wipe it off before she received any nutrional value from the pie.
Not to be confused with the notorious math group "Al Gebra", who would have probably thrown a slide rule at her.
Here's the actual video, from the site I FPP'd this morning.
posted by digaman at 6:06 PM on October 25, 2004
posted by digaman at 6:06 PM on October 25, 2004
I see that Coulter's attackers were plucked from the barbershop before their photos were taken.
posted by Kwantsar at 6:28 PM on October 25, 2004
posted by Kwantsar at 6:28 PM on October 25, 2004
They need to go back to their pie-throwing terrorist camp and work on their aim. A glancing blow to the shoulder is simply not good enough.
posted by rks404 at 7:00 PM on October 25, 2004
posted by rks404 at 7:00 PM on October 25, 2004
$2000 in damage! What was in those pies? Note page 2, paragraph 2, in which Officer Valenzuela endeavors to determine just who made the pies (with no luck). I also noted the ironic typo that the damage was to a "muslim scrim."
See?!? It is a war on Islam!
posted by mmahaffie at 7:24 PM on October 25, 2004
See?!? It is a war on Islam!
posted by mmahaffie at 7:24 PM on October 25, 2004
clearly there should have been a second wave of twice as many nerds collegians waiting once the dust cleared
then we'd have our money shot.
posted by tsarfan at 7:36 PM on October 25, 2004
then we'd have our money shot.
posted by tsarfan at 7:36 PM on October 25, 2004
Al Manaq was unavailable for comment, saying, "We'll table that. Can we calendar for later?"
Also, please note: the pies were cream pies.
posted by mwhybark at 7:52 PM on October 25, 2004
Also, please note: the pies were cream pies.
posted by mwhybark at 7:52 PM on October 25, 2004
She needs pie. Or any other form of nutrition. To paraphrase Mrs. Pat Campbell, "One day she'll eat a pork chop, then God help all humankind!"
posted by Sidhedevil at 7:54 PM on October 25, 2004
posted by Sidhedevil at 7:54 PM on October 25, 2004
Damn, this happened not 2 miles from my house and I missed it. Oh yeah, I'm not batshit crazy enough to go hear Ann Coulter speak. And I don't mean good batshit crazy like Hunter S Thompson either.
posted by TungstenChef at 8:03 PM on October 25, 2004
posted by TungstenChef at 8:03 PM on October 25, 2004
Ann Coulter may be a travesty of humanity, as unacceptable a hank of flesh draped on a hanger ever to be foisted upon an ignorant populace hungry for more ignorance. Her racism, her character slurs, her whirlwind talent for rewriting history, her ability to leave a glossy coat of slime on any issue she discusses (when she licks a stamp, it curls up and dies), these are condemnable.
But credit where credit is due. The skank can shift ass on a dime.
When a pair of hooligans tried to attack her with pies during a speaking appearance, an episode broadcast on cable news today, Coulter didn't freeze like a deer in the headlights. She showed lightning reflexes, ducking away from the lectern and running backstage on high heels, which any woman will tell you is difficult to do. Because of her quick getaway, the flying pies wildly missed their target, sparing her a humiliating cream pie bukkake facial that would have made the papers and been downloaded millions of times on the internet. -- James Wolcott, saying out loud what most of us (notsnot excepted) were merely thinking.
posted by dhartung at 8:48 PM on October 25, 2004
But credit where credit is due. The skank can shift ass on a dime.
When a pair of hooligans tried to attack her with pies during a speaking appearance, an episode broadcast on cable news today, Coulter didn't freeze like a deer in the headlights. She showed lightning reflexes, ducking away from the lectern and running backstage on high heels, which any woman will tell you is difficult to do. Because of her quick getaway, the flying pies wildly missed their target, sparing her a humiliating cream pie bukkake facial that would have made the papers and been downloaded millions of times on the internet. -- James Wolcott, saying out loud what most of us (notsnot excepted) were merely thinking.
posted by dhartung at 8:48 PM on October 25, 2004
Ann Coulter is undeserving of any pie that might be hoisted upon her - with the exception of pecan.
posted by quadog at 11:09 PM on October 25, 2004
posted by quadog at 11:09 PM on October 25, 2004
Ann Coulter may be a travesty of humanity, as unacceptable a hank of flesh draped on a hanger ever to be foisted upon an ignorant populace hungry for more ignorance. Her racism, her character slurs, her whirlwind talent for rewriting history, her ability to leave a glossy coat of slime on any issue she discusses (when she licks a stamp, it curls up and dies), these are condemnable.
dhartung has revealed a lyrical side of which I was previously unaware.
*applauds*
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 11:15 PM on October 25, 2004
dhartung has revealed a lyrical side of which I was previously unaware.
*applauds*
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 11:15 PM on October 25, 2004
He quoted someone else, you ninny!
posted by The God Complex at 11:45 PM on October 25, 2004
posted by The God Complex at 11:45 PM on October 25, 2004
What's this? Ann Coulter bukkake....?
[...continues dreaming....]
posted by zaelic at 2:10 AM on October 26, 2004
[...continues dreaming....]
posted by zaelic at 2:10 AM on October 26, 2004
"Ummmmmmmm pie".
posted by DrDoberman at 2:50 AM on October 26, 2004
posted by DrDoberman at 2:50 AM on October 26, 2004
I think the only pie that would work on Ann would have to be humble pie, that is a pie filled with pig entrails.
dhartung, I'll give her props for high heel mobility but that's about it. Whoever mentioned that they should have had wave after wave of pie attacks was right, they shouldn't have stopped until she was fully creamed.
But I bet she was secretly very pleased that she "earned" an attempted pie-ing.
posted by fenriq at 8:18 AM on October 26, 2004
dhartung, I'll give her props for high heel mobility but that's about it. Whoever mentioned that they should have had wave after wave of pie attacks was right, they shouldn't have stopped until she was fully creamed.
But I bet she was secretly very pleased that she "earned" an attempted pie-ing.
posted by fenriq at 8:18 AM on October 26, 2004
The skank can shift ass on a dime.
That is one of my favorite sentences of the year.
posted by digaman at 11:35 AM on October 26, 2004
That is one of my favorite sentences of the year.
posted by digaman at 11:35 AM on October 26, 2004
But I bet she was secretly very pleased that she "earned" an attempted pie-ing.
Oh, hell yes. Why else would she do what she does, if not to make people look at her? "Hey, looka here! Hey, I'm outrageous! Camel jockeys! CAMEL JOCKEYS! LIBERALS ARE TRAITORS! Yoo-hoo! Hey, I'm outrageous! ..." (There's a song in there somewhere...alas, not one I'd want to listen to...)
That said, a full-body pieing probably would have caused her at least a moment's humiliation before she "shifted ass on a dime" and re-wrote it as fenriq's badge of honor....
posted by lodurr at 12:38 PM on October 26, 2004
Oh, hell yes. Why else would she do what she does, if not to make people look at her? "Hey, looka here! Hey, I'm outrageous! Camel jockeys! CAMEL JOCKEYS! LIBERALS ARE TRAITORS! Yoo-hoo! Hey, I'm outrageous! ..." (There's a song in there somewhere...alas, not one I'd want to listen to...)
That said, a full-body pieing probably would have caused her at least a moment's humiliation before she "shifted ass on a dime" and re-wrote it as fenriq's badge of honor....
posted by lodurr at 12:38 PM on October 26, 2004
lodurr, my badge of honor has something to do with Ann Coulter? Ewww, can I trade it for something less slimy and karmically bankrupt?
posted by fenriq at 3:02 PM on October 26, 2004
posted by fenriq at 3:02 PM on October 26, 2004
The report says: "Ofc. Garcia also interviewed Coulter and found portions of the pie struck her in the face and the dress that she was wearing at the event"
If only Coulter's dress came from The Gap and was blue, there would be proof of a just and merciful God and that he's pissed at the religious right.
posted by ElvisJesus at 5:31 AM on October 27, 2004
If only Coulter's dress came from The Gap and was blue, there would be proof of a just and merciful God and that he's pissed at the religious right.
posted by ElvisJesus at 5:31 AM on October 27, 2004
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