TimeCube for teh sexxor
November 10, 2004 10:01 PM   Subscribe

Welcome to the Orgasm & BrainWash Engineering Center where "BrainWash" is defined as an alternation of gene and enzyme expression in your 3 brains - the head, gut and pelvic cavity.
posted by mr_crash_davis (10 comments total)

brainwash is easy.

drink lots of water.

take in little else.

brainwash is effective.

sometimes, when the brain is dirty, a brainwashing is necessary.

like cleaning the filter on your...brain.
posted by wah at 10:08 PM on November 10, 2004

This is amazing stuff :

"He said 'I have been practicing some of the ideas you have given me before. I have to say I am now in control of my ejaculations!!!  I can use the anal breathing to balloon my self, and my wife has orgasm after orgasm 95% of the time ' Why the Finger Pliers stimulation is more powerful than a hard penile stimulation and how to emulate the Finger Pliers stimulation with the 3-point Excitation Method for more sexual orgasm "

Say what ?
posted by troutfishing at 10:21 PM on November 10, 2004

This webpage is a nightmare.
posted by Keyser Soze at 11:58 PM on November 10, 2004

Yep, that's gold:

Natural Clitoral Enlargement and Growth of the G-spot:
Erecting Her "Penis" from her glans to her Epicenter
(her prostate that causes earth-movement or earthquake
orgasm!) Why your clitoris or/and G-spot is dead? Natural
Aging or MenopauseVibrator abrasion or Mechanical damage;

And if you venture on the links to the left, it's gets severely NSFW. I wonder who's erected penis/dilated vagina these are?

And oh:

Vaginal air pumping and Gas Release for no sexual orgasm

To me, this sentence is missing a `All that' at the begining, and
a `, bummer' at the end.

Wait, wait:

Vaginal Discharge - White, Cheesy, Red, Brown, Green. Blue,
or black! How do you get a colored vaginal discharge?

I'll have mine just "honorable"
posted by NewBornHippy at 12:07 AM on November 11, 2004

If a pair of finger pliers (only use fingers of 3 inches long, and 0.5 inches diameter)...

Seems a bit over specific! Still there are some pretty cool tips and techniques if you can plough through all that signal noise.
posted by DrDoberman at 3:41 AM on November 11, 2004

Incredible..I had got the sensation of seeing a spinoff of Reverend Moon enterprises with a 1992 web design
posted by elpapacito at 3:56 AM on November 11, 2004

Pop! Arghhhhhhhhh !!!!!
He keeps on about no sexual orgasm; are there non-sexual kinds of orgasm?
posted by DrDoberman at 4:02 AM on November 11, 2004

Any love problems, Ask the black-belt Sexual ChiKong (KungFu) Master, Dr. Lin. FREE!
posted by planetkyoto at 6:27 AM on November 11, 2004

I can't be the only person who spotted this:

After her husband failed to maintain his erection for her, she is interested in dog sex for sexual orgasm. Can she have a dog tie? Dr. Lin's saddest advice!
posted by Paddle to Sea at 8:48 AM on November 11, 2004

Metafilter: for no sexual orgasm.
posted by NewBornHippy at 9:22 AM on November 11, 2004

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