Squeal! Squeal Like A Pig! (And take off them panties, too)
November 17, 2004 11:42 AM Subscribe
The Duel. A Flash feature. Actually, as I write this, I'm worried that it's lame. But I smiled and you don't have anything going on for the next three minutes, anyway.
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Well, that certainly answered my most pressing question.
posted by soyjoy at 12:01 PM on November 17, 2004
Well, that certainly answered my most pressing question.
posted by soyjoy at 12:01 PM on November 17, 2004
Very silly, but not lame (and I'm a master of lame posts, and also, before today, the undisputed master of pre-apologizing for my posts).
On the good side, it used mutiple pop culture references to avoid lameness; on the bad side, it missed several possibilities for Comedy Gold, including (but not limited to) Burt Reynolds' toupee, and the final scene should've shown the KKKluckers burning a bucket.
(I'm sorry, should I have included a Spoiler Warning?)
posted by wendell at 12:07 PM on November 17, 2004
On the good side, it used mutiple pop culture references to avoid lameness; on the bad side, it missed several possibilities for Comedy Gold, including (but not limited to) Burt Reynolds' toupee, and the final scene should've shown the KKKluckers burning a bucket.
(I'm sorry, should I have included a Spoiler Warning?)
posted by wendell at 12:07 PM on November 17, 2004
I vote for not lame.
I mean, squirrels playing the banjo!
posted by bondcliff at 12:15 PM on November 17, 2004
I mean, squirrels playing the banjo!
posted by bondcliff at 12:15 PM on November 17, 2004
That didn't offer me anything I can't see looking out my back window.
posted by adamms222 at 1:52 PM on November 17, 2004
posted by adamms222 at 1:52 PM on November 17, 2004
feh. more south bashing.
We know, we know. Saying that all southerners are anthropomorphic banjo-playing squirrels is a gross generalization. Sure, the south has its share of anthropomorphic banjo-playing squirrels. However, there are worse anthropomorphic banjo-playing squirrels in Queens or South Boston. At least the anthropomorphic banjo-playing squirrels in the south are upfront about being anthropomorphic banjo-playing squirrels.
Your objections are well founded and I apologize to all southerners who are reading this. I shouldn't have given the sick bigot who fashioned this cruel tool of hate any more publicity.
posted by Mayor Curley at 2:30 PM on November 17, 2004
We know, we know. Saying that all southerners are anthropomorphic banjo-playing squirrels is a gross generalization. Sure, the south has its share of anthropomorphic banjo-playing squirrels. However, there are worse anthropomorphic banjo-playing squirrels in Queens or South Boston. At least the anthropomorphic banjo-playing squirrels in the south are upfront about being anthropomorphic banjo-playing squirrels.
Your objections are well founded and I apologize to all southerners who are reading this. I shouldn't have given the sick bigot who fashioned this cruel tool of hate any more publicity.
posted by Mayor Curley at 2:30 PM on November 17, 2004
And the penguin represents.. a lost Canadian? Like Shania Twain?
posted by dness2 at 2:46 PM on November 17, 2004
posted by dness2 at 2:46 PM on November 17, 2004
Dang.
That was the best "Dukes of Hazzard" episode, ever.
posted by Skygazer at 4:35 PM on November 17, 2004
That was the best "Dukes of Hazzard" episode, ever.
posted by Skygazer at 4:35 PM on November 17, 2004
sorry, but i gotta vote LAME. close, but nope. (at least i waited until way down here ...)
you start off with a squirrel and a pengiun playing banjos, and it's hard to lose, but the squeals were cheap and overplayed, and why the hell where the Duke boys chasing the pigs across the county line? i didn't stick around for the end, and that's a great song.
the best Dukes episode was with the aliens, imo.
posted by mrgrimm at 5:44 PM on November 17, 2004
you start off with a squirrel and a pengiun playing banjos, and it's hard to lose, but the squeals were cheap and overplayed, and why the hell where the Duke boys chasing the pigs across the county line? i didn't stick around for the end, and that's a great song.
the best Dukes episode was with the aliens, imo.
posted by mrgrimm at 5:44 PM on November 17, 2004
mayor curley that was the straw maniest of straw menses that i ever strawed. i mean saw. there were kkk chickens, boss hogses, general lees, yee haws, blue grasses, burt reynoldses...pardon me if i feel a bit beat down these days.
i'm from NC, but it's a BLUE COUNTY so spare me!
xxoo
glenwood
posted by glenwood at 7:16 PM on November 17, 2004
i'm from NC, but it's a BLUE COUNTY so spare me!
xxoo
glenwood
posted by glenwood at 7:16 PM on November 17, 2004
OK, there are worse kkk chickens, boss hogses, general lees, yee haws, blue grasses, burt reynoldses in Queens or South Boston, too.
posted by bashos_frog at 7:28 PM on November 17, 2004
posted by bashos_frog at 7:28 PM on November 17, 2004
I bumped into Deliverance the other day. I flipped to it just at the duel scene started. Quite interesting. I tivoed the rest and watched it. Great movie. Tricky, but I liked it. I thought the fact that they were in a river that was soon going to be a lake was interesting.
posted by tomplus2 at 9:13 PM on November 17, 2004
posted by tomplus2 at 9:13 PM on November 17, 2004
The squirrel was miming, no?
posted by NinjaPirate at 2:44 AM on November 18, 2004
posted by NinjaPirate at 2:44 AM on November 18, 2004
... made my day ...
posted by mervin_shnegwood at 6:57 AM on November 18, 2004
posted by mervin_shnegwood at 6:57 AM on November 18, 2004
straw menses
There's something vaguely disturbing about that...
posted by soyjoy at 7:10 AM on November 18, 2004
There's something vaguely disturbing about that...
posted by soyjoy at 7:10 AM on November 18, 2004
straw menses
There's something vaguely disturbing about that...
Now that's anemia, baby!
posted by Mayor Curley at 7:12 AM on November 18, 2004
There's something vaguely disturbing about that...
Now that's anemia, baby!
posted by Mayor Curley at 7:12 AM on November 18, 2004
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And mildly amusing.
posted by funkbrain at 11:53 AM on November 17, 2004