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A bloodless coup is sweeping the world of plush toys. There's a civil war between traditional teddy bears, puppy dogs , and the new breed of stuffed love bags. Ladies and gentlemen I present to you, for you enjoyment plush tampons, Toilet Paper, and Toast. Yah toast.
posted by drezdn (21 comments total)
If that's not your style, there's always shawnimals.
posted by drezdn at 7:45 AM on November 24, 2004

re: plush tampons...
this is a photo of my 8 yr old son holding them all!

Wow. At least he can take some solace in the fact that he will have taken part in the creation of a wholly new reason to get your ass kicked at school.
posted by Swampjazz! at 8:02 AM on November 24, 2004

Oh god how freaking cute. I love the toilet paper, but the donuts really take the cake.

Thanks for the great link, drezdn! I'm toying with ordering the pina colada hat. And this 50 cent book is the cutest thing ever. It's a tale about a bar of soap. I have the feeling it ends up badly. Like, mushy sliver badly.
posted by iconomy at 8:09 AM on November 24, 2004

The toast and sushi are kinda cute, but who likes menstruating so much that she wants a stuffed tampon?

Or better yet, "We bought you this stuffed tampon! Now whenever you look at it, you'll think of us, and also you'll remember the last time you were doubled over with pain and you were bleeding from your vagina!".
posted by digifox at 8:09 AM on November 24, 2004

The picture of all the toast just creeps me out.
posted by Nenna at 8:37 AM on November 24, 2004

When the Teddy Bear Revolution comes, "toast" will be the first against the wall.
posted by Stynxno at 8:47 AM on November 24, 2004

"All around the country and coast to coast/
people always ask what do I like most/
I don't want to brag, I don't want to boast/
I always tell 'em 'I like toast'"

--Heywood Banks
posted by PossumCowboy at 9:08 AM on November 24, 2004

I'm partial to tofu myself.
posted by aspo at 9:10 AM on November 24, 2004

I think that if i could make a whole pile of the toast plushes
and just
collapse in them
I would be happy.
posted by dougunderscorenelso at 10:02 AM on November 24, 2004

That is the cutest toast I have ever seen.
posted by neckro23 at 10:14 AM on November 24, 2004

Don't worry, no "real" tampons are harmed in the making of these fun dolls!
Of course they are another useless oil product.

Bloodless tampons eh?
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 10:23 AM on November 24, 2004

great link drezdn! i'm obsessing over toilet paper and sushi now.
posted by mileena at 11:08 AM on November 24, 2004

what the plush are they thinking about, anyway?
posted by mic stand at 12:29 PM on November 24, 2004

Is this connected to those horrid, squeezable synthetic toys/objects I discovered in linens and Things last night? Oh, we are doomed!
posted by ParisParamus at 12:43 PM on November 24, 2004

Nearly as cute as plush microbes.

PP: what would those be?
posted by emjaybee at 1:41 PM on November 24, 2004

What's the red line on the Toast's face?
Is that a smile?
posted by phyrewerx at 1:55 PM on November 24, 2004

Emjay: no, these are not "plush," but rather....oh it was just very disturbing.,...
posted by ParisParamus at 1:57 PM on November 24, 2004

A local toy store carries the plush microbes, the whole line. They're really something. For plush toys, anyway.
posted by DrJohnEvans at 6:09 PM on November 24, 2004

plush cthulhu will destroy you all. and maybe enslave the toast.
posted by exlotuseater at 4:41 PM on November 25, 2004

If it weren't for the string on that Tamp... nevermind.
posted by Dick Paris at 6:03 PM on November 25, 2004

The plush cthulu was pretty funny.
posted by PossumCowboy at 7:46 AM on November 27, 2004

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