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November 28, 2004 9:44 AM

The Ask Crystal Show: the answer to all your questions. Who needs Ask MeFi when you have her? [via adampsyche]
posted by riffola (18 comments total)

I found this most amusing. Thanks.
posted by buddhanarchist at 9:58 AM on November 28, 2004

Thanks - finally I have a new girlfriend to talk too ... and she is much clearer in her answers then the last one ...
posted by homodigitalis at 10:05 AM on November 28, 2004

subservient talk show host... wonder if she'll break dance?
posted by moonbird at 10:18 AM on November 28, 2004

I am now officially, once again, ten years old.
posted by Dick Paris at 10:20 AM on November 28, 2004

She does really wierd shit if you don't enter a question for a while.
posted by adampsyche at 10:59 AM on November 28, 2004

I like her better than Dr. Phil.
posted by Smart Dalek at 11:11 AM on November 28, 2004

Q: Why should I listen to you?
A: I hate insecure people. Don't you?

Hm. Dodging the question, eh, Crystal?
posted by Faint of Butt at 11:29 AM on November 28, 2004

I enjoyed the ilttle chicken dance she gave me when I told her she wasn't nearly as cool as the BK subservient chicken...
posted by spincycle at 11:30 AM on November 28, 2004

She responded well to me calling her a whore. I like this.
posted by BradNelson at 12:53 PM on November 28, 2004

I asked her should I use vaseline on the irritated skin, and she said: "I got a lot more experience in this than you do - and I say: Don't!"

I rest my case...
posted by dash_slot- at 2:58 PM on November 28, 2004

dash, did you ask her about rubbing lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again?
posted by BradNelson at 3:10 PM on November 28, 2004

Q: Why do i pee when i poop?
A: I hate insecure people. Don't you?
STOP GIVING ME A COMPLEX, CRYSTAL!

...also gleaned from adampsyche's website: OMG PURE POODLE EVAL (MOV.)
posted by naxosaxur at 3:21 PM on November 28, 2004

Brad: I did- she said it was fine for lederHosen.
posted by dash_slot- at 3:29 PM on November 28, 2004

Heh. Yep, I'm twelve years old.

"Lesbian?"
"Fuck Ramon?"
"Labia minora or labia majora?"
"Red or blue?"
"Should I kill my dog?"
"Tell me about your mother."
"Should I shave my chocha?"

Best parts: when she does a Penis Show puppet thing with her hands; and "Well, my mother always told me: never stick a part of yourself into someone else without asking permission. Though sometimes a surprise factor can work to your advantage. Next question."
posted by littlegreenlights at 3:55 PM on November 28, 2004

"are you a lesbian?" produces a humorous result.
posted by adampsyche at 7:51 PM on November 28, 2004

Q: "OMG U R GOD!?!?!"
A: "I believe in myself, and that's all that matters. Me, me, me, me, me"

Oh yeah, this has to be one of the lamest viral marketing ploys ever. It was cool when Center of the World did it with a stripper in 2000 or so, and became old real quick. Still amusing sometimes though, but I have to wonder if anyone is going to buy more bottled water because of this....
posted by pemdasi at 9:58 PM on November 28, 2004

'how do you expect me to answer that sort of question? This isn't some sleazy chat room you know'

lol
posted by squeak at 10:13 PM on November 28, 2004

Subservient Stickman
posted by BradNelson at 12:11 PM on November 29, 2004