Me, Mom, and sadomasochism

December 9, 2004 10:48 AM

Mom finds out just how kinky you really are? Prepare for the consequences: phone calls, awkward questions, threats, revelations, and some stuff you don't want to hear. Get ready for the tough questions, and a conversation you'd definitely like to forget. Advice? Just accept it. Is it easy? No.
posted by Paddle to Sea (18 comments total)

Oops and Help. I'm a n00b and should have put a [NSFW] there.( I forgot about the banner ads, as I block them.)
posted by Paddle to Sea at 10:58 AM on December 9, 2004

These are all posts by this one guy? Most of the conversations with mom sound sorta fabricated to me.
posted by mragreeable at 11:30 AM on December 9, 2004

Sounds like good ol' Sigmund would have a field day with these two.
posted by Skeptic at 11:41 AM on December 9, 2004

Most of the conversations with mom sound sorta fabricated to me.

(Oh, who cares. Let us have our pretend...)
posted by lodurr at 11:41 AM on December 9, 2004

This was great. Thanks for the links.
posted by junkbox at 11:42 AM on December 9, 2004

This is hilarious, but it would've been nice if you could sneak a 'NSFW' in there somewhere. :)
posted by sid at 11:45 AM on December 9, 2004

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU. That is by far and without question the funniest thing I have read all week. It truly made my day.
posted by mervin_shnegwood at 11:57 AM on December 9, 2004

Lovely and hilarious and well written. Thank you!
posted by Specklet at 11:59 AM on December 9, 2004

I too have some doubts about its authenticity, but hey, if the tale is told well, who cares if it's true?

Thanks for some of the best laughs I've had in ages.
posted by InnocentBystander at 12:02 PM on December 9, 2004

OK, I take it back. Next-to-last is a pretty heartfelt post about his relationship to his family. I'm forced to believe it's all true now.
posted by InnocentBystander at 12:03 PM on December 9, 2004

This is one of the best first posts ever, Paddle. I laughed, I cried, it was better than Cats.
posted by Ryvar at 12:10 PM on December 9, 2004

Great-Excellent post! Best of the web indeed.

And how dare you take the other user name I was considering for MeFi?!

(I Am Paddle to the Sea. Please Put Me Back In The Water).
posted by Turtles all the way down at 12:42 PM on December 9, 2004

I'm speechless. Truly this is the best of the web....

*doffs cap, let's single tear fall*
posted by lumpenprole at 12:44 PM on December 9, 2004

Paddle by Sea

Great 'nic for the post.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 12:50 PM on December 9, 2004

Great post! I just can't stop laughing over the surreal situation Kirky found himself in. Reminds me of when a friend decided to confide in me that he wanted to be a she... but still wanted to 'like' girls. Oooh whee! TMI. Especially when my friend said 'Wouldn't you just love to go shopping with me? Think of the fun we would have!'
posted by Corky at 2:19 PM on December 9, 2004

(I Am Paddle to the Sea. Please Put Me Back In The Water).

I'm glad the reference comes across minus the "the". (Don't sign up drunk.) And Turtles, your username's one of the reasons I racked my brain for a good one.

Hi everybody.
posted by Paddle to Sea at 2:44 PM on December 9, 2004

Most of the conversations with mom sound sorta fabricated to me.

Yep. Either that, or some kind of creepy family relationship I can't fathom. "What are you getting at?" followed by "My sex life is none of your business" would be the normal response.
posted by raygirvan at 4:57 PM on December 9, 2004

You all should come check out the BDSM Talk section at Literotica. There are threads about whether BDSM is hereditary, family members discovering toys, and just telling your parents outright.
posted by etoile at 2:55 PM on December 10, 2004