When Santas go bad
December 9, 2004 11:05 AM Subscribe
When Santas Go Bad. Apparently, they brawl.
No word in the article if they were associated with Santarchy, but with drunken Santas it is a good bet. Mefi, Google.
Then again, none of the news stories, mention Santarchy.
posted by MonkeySaltedNuts at 11:29 AM on December 9, 2004
Then again, none of the news stories, mention Santarchy.
posted by MonkeySaltedNuts at 11:29 AM on December 9, 2004
They mosh, they brawl, what's next? Setting themselves on fire?
posted by fungible at 12:18 PM on December 9, 2004
posted by fungible at 12:18 PM on December 9, 2004
If Santa is naughty, does he get presents on Christmas?
posted by dov3 at 1:20 PM on December 9, 2004
posted by dov3 at 1:20 PM on December 9, 2004
That's just like "The Man"...
Squash the Jolly right out of Santa himself...
posted by Balisong at 3:55 PM on December 9, 2004
Squash the Jolly right out of Santa himself...
posted by Balisong at 3:55 PM on December 9, 2004
Apparently, they brawl.
Also, they apparently molest the elves.
When I clicked on dismitree's link and saw the photo of all the Santas in the street, I misread the caption as "The Santa race has taken Newtown since 2001." You know, the Santa race, like a master race, only jollier. I mean, what race did you think the centuries-old Santa was from?
posted by soyjoy at 7:03 PM on December 9, 2004
Also, they apparently molest the elves.
When I clicked on dismitree's link and saw the photo of all the Santas in the street, I misread the caption as "The Santa race has taken Newtown since 2001." You know, the Santa race, like a master race, only jollier. I mean, what race did you think the centuries-old Santa was from?
posted by soyjoy at 7:03 PM on December 9, 2004
I've been booked to edit a TV special about Santachy this year. Looks like it ought to be interesting :)
posted by sycophant at 8:03 PM on December 9, 2004
posted by sycophant at 8:03 PM on December 9, 2004
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