Love's Labors Lost
February 7, 2005 11:39 AM   Subscribe

Poor Oscar can't get any. Maybe he needs some tips on how to deal with the dirt-flinging girl in his life? Maybe he needs some other kind of help?
posted by mudpuppie (2 comments total)
 
Well I am not sure I am sympathetic. Oscar's been setup with four girls, sequestered in the same space with them everyday - that's more opportunity than other males get... I mean, these females don't have many choices - there's virtually no dating pool outside this guy and the other ape, Omega. So he has all the time in the world to pursue them, and they'll have to come around soon or later, one would hope
posted by gregb1007 at 1:08 PM on February 7, 2005


ok gregb1007, you are obviously not paying attention, and instead, you are perpetuating the misunderstanding towards this unfortunate homosexual who has been pinned with labels ranging from lazy to wimpy. all these pro-creationist wardens need is a good enema and to find this lonely soul another "wimpy" male to get busy with. sure, the only products will be semen and feces, but happiness comes at a price. god, i hate zoo-tards.
posted by gorgor_balabala at 6:47 PM on February 8, 2005


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