Burgers are out. Generators are in.

February 7, 2005 5:50 PM

The Generator Blog describes and links to about 190 Generator sites, where you can make all sorts of different things online: Dymo-style labels, Wisconsin city names, walking insects, Bart Simpson chalkboards, Guitar Chords, Sound effects (onomatopoeia) and more. Disclaimer: I found out about this in my HTTP logs, so while nothing here is a self-link, one of those 190 generator links is. Tiptoe carefully around it.
posted by kurumi (10 comments total)

"Wisconsin city names" just yielded "Applemanito Du Claire."

Thanks for my first out-loud laugh all day.
posted by Tubes at 8:37 PM on February 7, 2005

BEST EXCUSES IF YOU GET CAUGHT WITH GIANFORTONI:
1. ACT LIKE GIANFORTONI IS ANOTHER MASTURBATORY OLD MAN-BELTHASAR AGAINST A FIST'S JELLYBEANS.
2. SAY " I JUST LIKE TO TORTURE RATS WITH A HACKSAW!"
3. SAY " GIANFORTONI IS FRIGHTENED!"
4. SAY " EUREKA! SCORPION MADE ME DO IT!"

Whoo, that scorpion line kills me.
posted by punishinglemur at 8:38 PM on February 7, 2005

The walking insects kind of freak me out. Too real.
posted by rustcellar at 9:11 PM on February 7, 2005

Good post. I've been looking at Generator Blog for a while, because a few of my sites are on there, too. Didn't think of posting about it here, though.
posted by RylandDotNet at 9:20 PM on February 7, 2005

The original is gone but my fave: They Fight Crime

Damn that google search of MeFi is whacked... couldn't find the original post... is I stoopid?
posted by bdave at 9:28 PM on February 7, 2005

the insect generator is from here
posted by timb at 9:34 PM on February 7, 2005

W3 HAEV BFORE US AN ORDAAL OF TEH MOST GREIVOUS KIND!!!!1!1! OMG WTF W3 HAEV BFORA US MANY MANY LONG MONTHS OF STRUGLE AND OF SUFERNG1111!1 WTF LOL U ASK WUT IS OUR POLICY?!!!!! OMG LOL I CAN SAY IT IS 2 WAEG WAR BY SAA LAND AND ARE WIT AL OUR MIGHT AND WIT AL DA STR3NGTH TAHT GOD CAN GIEV US 2 WAEG WAR AGANEST A MONSTROUS TYRANY NEVER SURPASED IN DA DARK LMENTABLE CATALOGUA OF HUMAN CRIEM1!!!1!1 OMG LOL TAHT IS OUR POLICY!1!!! LOL U ASK WUT IS OUR AME?!??? WTF I CAN ANSW3R IN ON3 WORD IT IS VIC2RY VIC2RY AT AL COSTS VIC2RY IN SPIET OF AL TAROR VIC2RY HOWEVAR LONG AND HARD TEH ROAD MAY B FOR WITHOUT VIC2RY THEIR IS NO SURVIVAL1!1!1 WTF LOL
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 11:45 PM on February 7, 2005

Thank you, kurumi.
posted by sciurus at 4:50 AM on February 8, 2005

CAMPAIGN SHOCKER!!!!!!
GORE CAMPAIGN ACCUSES BUSH OF TOUCHING FORMER PRESIDENT GEORGE BUSH INAPPROPRIATELY WHILE IN COLLEGE!!!!

[This is fun!]
posted by SisterHavana at 6:12 AM on February 8, 2005

All we want now is the Generator generator. (Even though this blog is quite close to it.)
posted by pica at 8:48 AM on February 8, 2005