Miss McDonald

February 9, 2005 9:58 PM

Miss McDonald
posted by jimmy (33 comments total)

I think I'm in love.
posted by Uther Bentrazor at 10:01 PM on February 9, 2005

I'd hit it.

And I ain't talkin' 'bout the cheeseburger...
posted by mazola at 10:08 PM on February 9, 2005

Just as I was drifting off to sleep...and now I will never sleep again.
posted by fatbobsmith at 10:11 PM on February 9, 2005

Bow down to your new, delicious master
posted by Josh Zhixel at 10:12 PM on February 9, 2005

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posted by dhoyt at 10:17 PM on February 9, 2005

That girl is hot.

That said, WTF?
posted by mowglisambo at 10:24 PM on February 9, 2005

Ok.... droogs?

/fantasy headspace asplodes

This post needs about a million tags.
posted by bdave at 10:25 PM on February 9, 2005

Back in the 80s, when I was growing up in the Philippines, I remember Ronald McDonald was a cultural icon. My private (buddhist) school actually hired Ronald to come and do magic tricks for the kids assembled in the temple!

Picture this: a red and yellow clown soliciting volunteers for a wand trick in front of a 10-foot-tall golden Buddha...

This comingling of the sacred and profane obviously traumatized her. It's some kind of Stockholm sydrome!
posted by growli at 10:25 PM on February 9, 2005

Please tell me one of you has these images mirrored.... this looks really cool, and she's a flip to boot. An ex of mine is a flip and i have since had a special place in my heart for flips.


note: flip is not a term that any Philippina i know gets pissed about, typically i just get called a honkey in response.
posted by sourbrew at 11:27 PM on February 9, 2005

So hot... and juicy...
posted by kindall at 11:33 PM on February 9, 2005

It appears the link is Farked Mefied.


ps: clowns are evil.
posted by uncanny hengeman at 11:44 PM on February 9, 2005

the images are dead.
posted by delmoi at 11:54 PM on February 9, 2005

Dizzam!
posted by slacy at 11:58 PM on February 9, 2005

Well I WOULDN'T hit it! That's just wrong. I mean, what are you guys, CRAZY? She's a FEMALE!!!

Oh. Welll....nice to know who y'all are up in here.

I still like cheeseburgers. A LOT. Like...a fetish. And no rainbow-colored freak's gonna change that.
posted by gorgor_balabala at 12:10 AM on February 10, 2005

Mirror?
posted by thedevildancedlightly at 12:15 AM on February 10, 2005

From the comments:

I've never seen anyone happier.

Of course she looks happy, her smile is fucking painted on.
posted by isthisthingon at 12:46 AM on February 10, 2005

She'll still be smiling when the colorectal cancer kicks in.
Cheery, cheery burger clowns.
posted by NinjaPirate at 1:35 AM on February 10, 2005

Wow, that was a waste of time.
posted by arse_hat at 1:40 AM on February 10, 2005

"/fantasy headspace asplodes"

Yeah, that pic is an explosion at the meme factory. It's making me feel all light-headed and woozy.
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 2:50 AM on February 10, 2005

I'm not sure that I get it. Does she work for McDonalds? Or just dress like that? Will she be sued for impersonating Ronald McDonald (tm)? Is she related to that Pokemon woman with the yellow VW beetle? So many questions, head hurting. Read the comments and see the 75 people (and their icons!) who want to be her friend, etc.
posted by fixedgear at 3:31 AM on February 10, 2005

I'm surprised this doesn't make me want to eat mcdonalds. I'm sitting here indifferent. Supersize Me did make me want to eat McDonalds, an hour and a bit of watching a guy eat it was too much to watch and not have any myself.
posted by 13twelve at 3:41 AM on February 10, 2005

Damn ravers.
posted by TungstenChef at 3:46 AM on February 10, 2005

She's way too hot for Ronald. She should be with that player Grimace.
posted by johnjreiser at 4:30 AM on February 10, 2005

It's wrong on every level.
posted by walrus at 5:00 AM on February 10, 2005

I wonder if she gets free food because they think she works for the company?
posted by Jart at 6:14 AM on February 10, 2005

McNipple (NSFW).
posted by swift at 6:15 AM on February 10, 2005

I'm delighted and terrified.
posted by mrs.pants at 7:21 AM on February 10, 2005

I expect she's about to get an order of McCease with a super-size side of Desist.
posted by briank at 7:31 AM on February 10, 2005

In this picture, she sure does adopt a lot of poses with the Ronald statue. But not the one I've seen in most Internet pics of people posing with the Ronald statue.

I wonder howcum.
posted by soyjoy at 7:37 AM on February 10, 2005

Not to be forgotten either, the sexy Japanese Ronald.
posted by Arch Stanton at 7:59 AM on February 10, 2005

I am trying very hard not to work a crack about "special sauce" into this reply.

I am a weak, weak man.
posted by robocop is bleeding at 8:17 AM on February 10, 2005

I expect she's about to get an order of McCease with a super-size side of Desist.

Brilliant.
posted by gottabefunky at 12:04 PM on February 10, 2005

I was gonna post this today! :(
So awesome!!!
posted by Quartermass at 1:19 PM on February 23, 2005