Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
March 5, 2005 7:09 AM   Subscribe

 
The MJ one is obviously staged, but I haven't heard another one like that. I like Pacino and Schwarzennegger.
posted by Pretty_Generic at 7:11 AM on March 5, 2005




i work at a bookstore in a mall that's overrun with food court druids, so a prank call every once in a while is to be expected. I never realized that this is how those types of calls are accomplished. Once I talked to Ahnohld on the phone for good on 10 minutes just using clips from one of these soundboards. That was one of the most enlightening conversations I've had the joy of participating in. Even better, one day Darth Vader Himself showed up in person, dressed down in filthy jeans and a stinking jersey (but still in the mask and his chest-mounted breathing attachment). he spoke to me through pre-recorded messages activated by switches on the breathing attachment. i had to ask him to be menacing elsewhere cuz he was scaring the kids. he just breathed at me, then left.
posted by carsonb at 7:26 AM on March 5, 2005


Making the prank calls is more fun than listening to the recordings, in my opinon. Yeah -- the Arnie one is the best one.

Arnie sound board. Who is your daddy, and what does he do? My advice? Don't stray too far from the ten in the top left hand corner...
posted by nthdegx at 7:45 AM on March 5, 2005


There is nothing better in this entire stinking world than the Jack Black soundboard. Gold isn't better. Love isn't better. Sex isn't better. Jack Black soundboard. The greatest thing...ever.
posted by ColdChef at 8:06 AM on March 5, 2005


yeah except jack black isn't funny
posted by angry modem at 8:55 AM on March 5, 2005


That guy made a million dollars? From where?
posted by Saucy Intruder at 9:29 AM on March 5, 2005


How is this not a double post?
posted by ChasFile at 9:40 AM on March 5, 2005


I can't wait to try this on my little brother.
posted by grouse at 9:42 AM on March 5, 2005


Watch Mr. Show Season 1, episode 2 and then tell me Jack Black isn't funny.
posted by gagglezoomer at 10:00 AM on March 5, 2005


The best call is the one where the telemarketer is calling the pranker.
posted by Steve_at_Linnwood at 12:14 PM on March 5, 2005


gagglezoomer: JB was the tip of a very funny iceberg which was that episode.

Or something.
posted by funkbrain at 12:15 PM on March 5, 2005


Watch Mr. Show Season 1, episode 2 and then tell me Jack Black isn't funny.

Ah yes. That'd be the sketch where you have to think people singing very loudly in a cod-operatic voice for a quarter of an hour is hilarious to get much enjoyment from it. That does seem to be a good summary of Jack Black's talents however.

And Shallow Hal. What the fuck was that about?
posted by dodgygeezer at 12:56 PM on March 5, 2005


And Shallow Hal. What the fuck was that about?

Following the advice of his dying father, Hal dates only women who are physically beautiful. One day, however, he runs into self-help guru Tony Robbins, who hypnotizes him into recognizing only the inner beauty of women. Hal thereafter meets Rosemary, a grossly obese woman whom only he can see as a vision of loveliness. But will their relationship survive when Hal's equally shallow friend undoes the hypnosis?

via IMDB
posted by gagglezoomer at 1:01 PM on March 5, 2005


I didn't realize Shallow Hal had a Tony Robbins product placement. That confirms my decision to avoid it.
posted by Axaxaxas Mlö at 1:37 PM on March 5, 2005


angrygeezer and dodgymodem, there's nothing wrong with you two that a few dozen cock pushups wouldn't fix.
posted by quonsar II electric boogaloo at 2:13 PM on March 5, 2005


Thanks for that gagglezoomer. Seems like I'd confused it with Name of the Rose again.

quonsarII - my cock is already sufficiently muscular. Thanks for your concern.

Why the fuck are there two quonsars? Either someone fed him after midnight or it's the worst fucking pseudonym in history.
posted by dodgygeezer at 2:39 PM on March 5, 2005


Isn't Name of the Rose that movie where James Bond crossdresses?
posted by gagglezoomer at 2:54 PM on March 5, 2005



Yeah, that's the one. Or was it The Untouchables...
posted by dodgygeezer at 3:18 PM on March 5, 2005


Isn't Name of the Rose that movie where James Bond crossdresses?

isn't it "The Man Who Would Be Queen"?
posted by doctor_negative at 3:34 PM on March 5, 2005


the worst fucking pseudonym in history

says Dodgy Geezer.

oi! wot kind of chav air yew?
posted by quonsar II electric boogaloo at 4:24 PM on March 5, 2005


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