Holy Ghost Enema
March 6, 2005 9:30 PM   Subscribe

According to Benny Hinn's wife, we need a Holy Ghost enema. [safe for work unless you work in a church]
posted by KevinSkomsvold (31 comments total)
I prefer my Lord and Savior suppositories, personally.
posted by StopMakingSense at 9:38 PM on March 6, 2005

nobody will ever be able to tell me that wasn't chris farley.
posted by TetrisKid at 9:59 PM on March 6, 2005

Only thing holy is me saying "God damn it!" when I realized I'd clicked on an unmarked Realvideo file.
posted by NickDouglas at 10:24 PM on March 6, 2005

After watching her run like a taxi-ing airplane at the end: I forgive you, my child.
posted by NickDouglas at 10:26 PM on March 6, 2005

I DO work in a church!
posted by bigtimes at 10:36 PM on March 6, 2005

That. Was. Fucked. Up.

On second thought, Lord's into kinky shit, that's pretty cool...
posted by c13 at 10:39 PM on March 6, 2005

Is it the drugs or is it mental illness?
posted by leftcoastbob at 10:55 PM on March 6, 2005

TOUCH!!! I rebuke thees demon inside thees website!

pick eet up, Steve...PICK THEES WEBSITE UP!! TOUCH!!!!!

thass FIRE on yooo MetaFilter, FIY-URR ON YOOOOO

Everybody geev the Lord a mighty hand of praise!!

(one of the most entertaining shows on television by far)
posted by First Post at 10:55 PM on March 6, 2005

Enemas, butt-kissers... I'm thinkin' she's got something on her mind.
posted by sninky-chan at 11:19 PM on March 6, 2005

(34) the women should keep silent in the churches. For they are not permitted to speak, but should be in submission, as the Law also says.

(35) If there is anything they desire to learn, let them ask their husbands at home. For it is shameful for a woman to speak in church.

- 1 Corinthians 14:34-35

posted by tsarfan at 12:20 AM on March 7, 2005

She was so on some form of stimulant. You just don't act that way straight, unless you are a manic in the grips of mania.

I feel sorry for the pour souls that are suckered by con artists such as this.
posted by teece at 1:49 AM on March 7, 2005

I was just this second mastering a live bootleg of the band.. funny. Media Player Classic can't play streaming files I guess.
Oh well.
posted by Jack Karaoke at 4:13 AM on March 7, 2005

Metafilter: run with the power, ruuuuun with the power, run...! [splat]
posted by moonbird at 4:27 AM on March 7, 2005

I too used the lord's name in vain when i realized a crappy real audio window popped up (at work) without warning... I shall smite myself with sticks and stuff for not having the wisdom to read the comments before clicking on this bad link!

I shall then smite KevinSkomsvold for not telling us!
posted by HuronBob at 4:52 AM on March 7, 2005

So this is what church is like!
posted by gesamtkunstwerk at 4:54 AM on March 7, 2005

no, that's what some televangelist's wife is like.
posted by quonsar at 4:59 AM on March 7, 2005

She crazy!
posted by jpburns at 5:29 AM on March 7, 2005

Damn, they cut it just before she detonates in a shower of giblets.
posted by chrid at 5:34 AM on March 7, 2005

Holy Ghost? So that's what she calls Benny these days...

On a more educational note, the CBC did a nice little exposé on Benny Hinn last week.
posted by greatgefilte at 5:37 AM on March 7, 2005

Ah, crap, bad link. Try this.
posted by greatgefilte at 5:47 AM on March 7, 2005

Why didn't anyone help her up? They don't want to be people pleasers.
posted by revgeorge at 6:12 AM on March 7, 2005

Sorry about that HuronBob. : (

I'll get a Holy Ghost enema if that poor girl gets an oxygen mask. And yes Revgeorge, it was weird when she took a header how everybody sort of stepped away and whistled to themselves.
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 6:21 AM on March 7, 2005

Maybe a little Jackhammer Jesus.
posted by Mean Mr. Bucket at 6:48 AM on March 7, 2005

Drugs, it has to be drugs. Or perhaps, it is too many Holy Ghost enemas causing her bizarre behavior. I think it is drugs though.
posted by bratcat at 6:51 AM on March 7, 2005

My husband just watched a tv show about Benny Hinn last night-Prime Time Live or 20/20 or something along those lines. Benny Hinn is a crook, a blight on Christianity, and will get his just rewards one day. His wife, is crazy-I agree-drugs.
posted by davenportmom at 7:40 AM on March 7, 2005

I went to a Binny Hinn revival a few years ago when he came to town - mainly for kicks, but also because I was looking for some spiritual kookiness.

The thing I tell people about Binny is that the whole time I was there (several hours) he never read from the bible or quoted any scripture. He talked about Jesus only in the most bland and fleeting ways... essentially his entire revival was a sort of extended self-help seminar. Very strange.

Even stranger though were the people who were there in attendance - it was a menagerie of religious weirdo’s - and I'm not talking just Bob Jones University types. Think head-to-toe doilies, freaked out holy ghostbusters, and lots and lots of fat people.
posted by wfrgms at 8:16 AM on March 7, 2005

More about the post, From a Shoplifting Allegation to a "Holy Ghost Enema
The Misadventures of Mrs. Benny Hinn
(scroll down). March 7, 2000?!?
posted by thomcatspike at 8:56 AM on March 7, 2005

The scariest part about this video is the amount of people applauding her crazy antics. It's like the blind leading the blind.

I wonder if she's seen this video of herself...
posted by pixelsmoke at 10:48 AM on March 7, 2005

ever seen that bastion of capitalism steve ballmer do his schtick? they're all possessed by one demon or another!
posted by quonsar at 3:56 PM on March 7, 2005

True confession time. When I looked at this this morning I thought you were all being ironic, and that this woman was a coked-out comedian.

Actually, I'm not sure I was wrong about the coked-out part.
posted by gesamtkunstwerk at 5:58 PM on March 7, 2005

Er, so, I'm not the expert on drugs, but what would make you act like that? Certainly not downers, e, acid, pot, heroin, or opium. Speed? Crack and/or cocaine? PCP?


(oh, wait, religion is the opiate of the masses, and that's no opiate she's on)

And the same question about Balmer. Which specific drug makes people act like that?
posted by Bugbread at 4:43 AM on March 8, 2005

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