I was sitting at a table at an open cafe, waiting on a drink of rum.
When I asked my waiter for the time of day, he said, "Look out! That's a centipede coming you way!"
In Lahaina, the living is slow.
In Lahaina, the sugarcane grows.
In Lahaina, the mangos are sweet...
BUT the centipedes crawl all over your feet!"
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