Is Osama Hot or Not?

March 22, 2005 12:34 AM

Dear Sex Addict, Is Osama Hot or Not? (Sunday Magazine, Vancouver) I think OBL is totally hot, but my friends think I’ve lost my sense of judgement. What do you think? Do you think Osama is hot or not? Some people find Osama sexy. He is tall and aristocratic looking. Personally, I could do without the beard. I imagine people find him sexy because he is an outlaw. Some people say they find Osama sexy just to be outrageous. I think he looked much sexier when he was younger (don’t we all?); lately he looks tired, old, not vibrant. One thing you can be certain of, though, is that Osama doesn’t find you sexy.
posted by hoder (24 comments total)

I think he would look pretty "hot" roasting on a spit.
posted by caddis at 12:37 AM on March 22, 2005

the first thing i thought to do when i started reading the FPP text was to imagine it being read by sacha baron cohen's bruno character. i recommend it. haven't followed the link yet, though. hah.
posted by Embryo at 1:24 AM on March 22, 2005

Imagine Bruno's response, I am guessing it would be along the lines of... One thing you can be certain of, though, is that Osama doesn’t find you sexy.
posted by DrDoberman at 1:35 AM on March 22, 2005

Yeah this is actually a Bruno / Sasha Baron Cohen routine. Did I miss something?
posted by scarabic at 1:46 AM on March 22, 2005

What's the point? A banal FPP and a link to some pretentious, wanky 'style' blog. I don't get it.
posted by jiroczech at 5:36 AM on March 22, 2005

you can't criticize hoder here, man. he "gets" the web. in persian.
posted by quonsar at 8:11 AM on March 22, 2005

Heads up, if you scroll down enough that beer can pick borders pretty close to NSFW.
posted by furtive at 8:12 AM on March 22, 2005

I get the feeling that since I am out of university and have a job the people at Sunday Mag would probably consider me as too "mainstream" to "get" their publication.
posted by clevershark at 8:14 AM on March 22, 2005

he "gets" the web.

If this is the result, he can have it.
posted by mkultra at 8:34 AM on March 22, 2005

Marvelous snark.
posted by breezeway at 8:49 AM on March 22, 2005

I think OBL is totally hot, but my friends think I’ve lost my sense of judgement.
Lost my sense of seeing him as the blog’s opening view is blank, except for the left side bar/area. Am I missing something here?
posted by thomcatspike at 8:58 AM on March 22, 2005

not much, tcs
posted by matteo at 9:14 AM on March 22, 2005

yeah that bearded bastard is a fashion guru
posted by drunk7daysaweek at 9:29 AM on March 22, 2005

It's not a blog, but a magazine published in Vancouver.
posted by hoder at 9:31 AM on March 22, 2005

Understood it is a magazine's site, excuse the wrong wording.
posted by thomcatspike at 9:43 AM on March 22, 2005

One thing you can be certain of, though, is that Osama doesn’t find you sexy.

it is going to be a bad day indeed for OBL when he arrives in front of allah and is learns that he is one of the 72 virgins - ass raped for eternity.

OBL: "what no virgins for me?"

allah: "sorry, old man, you ignored what i said about killing people in my name. i told the jews and the christians the same goddamned thing and none of you dumb asses seem to get it so it's down on all fours for you. i saved a spot for you right between menachem begin and yassir arafat."

OBL: "but.."

allah: "the only but in my heaven is yours. bark like a dog bitch."
posted by three blind mice at 9:51 AM on March 22, 2005

He wheezes and mindlessly kills lots of people, I guess he's hot in a Darth Vader sort of a way.
posted by dong_resin at 10:00 AM on March 22, 2005

Not even close. Look at those shoulders! Hawt.
posted by Anonymous at 10:07 AM on March 22, 2005

Is that girl wearing tights under her boy panties?
posted by thirteenkiller at 11:57 AM on March 22, 2005

I'm sorry, is there a point to this post?

furtive, borders on NSFW? I don't think I'll be drinking any beer for a while with that nasty image in my mind. Just lovely how they got the creeper pubes in it. Bleh.
posted by fenriq at 12:07 PM on March 22, 2005

OBL is actually mentioned on the sex letters page, but I don't know. This post seems like a publicity grab or something.
posted by blacklite at 12:54 PM on March 22, 2005

Visually he's not so bad, really. It's all the beard's fault. Shave it off, Osama, honestly.

There are a number of US presidents who've successfully murdered (by proxy, as is the style) more people than Osama bin Laden. But I'm pretty sure people would rise up and defend quite quickly any of those presidents, were there to be a similar thread dedicated to them.

Not that I wouldn't cry if Osama got run over by an ice cream truck, only to die drowning horribly in said tasty ice cream. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.
posted by Kleptophoria! at 3:54 PM on March 22, 2005

Osama ain't got nothing on Pol Pot. yum yum give me some.
posted by xmod2 at 4:24 PM on March 23, 2005

This is the ultimate luxury. You deserve it. Live it to the fullest.
posted by gorgor_balabala at 9:39 AM on March 25, 2005