Dennis for Pope
April 6, 2005 11:24 PM   Subscribe

Dennis for Pope His name is "sinned" spelled backwards. He has a kick-ass platform. He's been hard at work on the campaign trail for the job since 2004. Heck, he even meets the criteria for being eligible for the gig (see Qui uxorem, 19, caus. 33, Q. 5). He's on a *cough* papabili list that puts him right up there with Bono and U.S. Senator Sam Brownback as potential candidates. On April 18, vote Dennis for Pope "and good things will happen!"
posted by runningdogofcapitalism (8 comments total)
 
He can't run for Pope. He's not in the brackets.
posted by LeLiLo at 11:53 PM on April 6, 2005


This is the best "Vote Me For Pope!" site I've yet seen. These lines cracked me up:

It is downright embarrassing that Popes are unpaid.  Other religions will laugh their asses off if the Pope has to moonlight at the Wendy’s drive-thru just to have enough cash to buy a new motorcycle or take his girlfriend to a movie. 

Nice post, runningdog.
posted by maryh at 12:42 AM on April 7, 2005


I've never wanted to be on a list so bad in all my life.
posted by trinarian at 2:48 AM on April 7, 2005


I'm for calling it quits on pope... It was a good long ride that amounted to basically, nada, so cut your losses and divide the booty. :)
posted by LouReedsSon at 4:54 AM on April 7, 2005


"...I will eliminate unnecessarily redundant portions of the Mass. For example, the 'Holy Holy Holy' will become just the 'Holy.'"

Heh. I like him.
posted by debralee at 5:27 AM on April 7, 2005


Wow, an internet humor site that provides what it promises - it's both a) humorous and b) on the internet! Nice post, runningdogofcapitalism. Dennis has my vote!

- Cardinal UKnowForKids
posted by UKnowForKids at 6:22 AM on April 7, 2005


Wouldn't that be UKnowForCardinalKids?
posted by Octaviuz at 6:54 AM on April 7, 2005


Unfortunately, some Internet directories are listing my site in the wrong category, and I have no control over that. My candidacy is not a joke. If you want to see a joke, try reading some of the newspaper and magazine articles that speculate about who the next Pope might be. Joseph Ratzinger? Francis Arinze? Oscar Rodríguez Maradiaga? None of those guys is even running!

excellent.
posted by mrgrimm at 11:51 AM on April 7, 2005


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